bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Jul 5, 2019 6:14:22 GMT
In this thread, idiophool discovers magic and bends the laws of physics;
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2019 17:59:17 GMT
Even when I was full SHiTe, I ignored the hardware section because it was aggressively dumb. Now it's clear that this is just a natural extension of the music forum.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jul 5, 2019 19:24:19 GMT
I bet he has bronze ears too.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jul 6, 2019 2:15:48 GMT
I've seriously had relationships with actual drug dealers that where healthier than the relationships these fucking morons have with their local audiophool shops.
I'd honestly rather go back to being my 20 year old speedfreak self than getting on board the retarded train these people are on. |
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Jul 9, 2019 3:07:54 GMT
I know it's morally wrong but I cried with smug, libtard laughter at that Hooferville thread.
This 'subjective listening is inarguable unless you disagree with me' issue is the actual fucking nub of Hoofyism, isn't it?
If I understand correctly: Electrons move faster through this copper strand than this one. Or else! Unless you have the wifi on. In a busy city with lots of dirty electricity. Unless you have a minty power stage that opens up your bottleneck at both ends.
Fuck science, or even scientific factualism. Astrology makes much more fucking sense to me than the constant stream of confirmation-bias propaganda in favour of ever-more esoterically bizarre technogadgets that even Neil Young would find redonkulous. (Mind you there's always Beatard threads and chronicles of shipping delays from Amazon Italy. Or is that Germany? Odysseus had an easier voyage home than some of those Bear Factory boxsets.)
Would the kind of questioning mind who buys MORE THAN ONE SET of wildly-expensive power cables (instead of taking a nice girl out to dinner) also dismiss the virtues of vaccination? Or question the moon landings' photographic evidence? Or marvel at the naivete of fluoridation? Hmm. Mebbe.
Of course these toxic scuzzballs cluster together. In one place. In worship of one man -- uhh, I mean, what he stands for: Interweb social media monetization via data mining. Makes ya proud to be Murrcan don't it.
Identifying an ever-larger proportion of an ever-dwindling population --the fuckwits who buy bronze feet for their speakers, and their ever-evolving inventory of costly toys-- makes his otherwise worthless forum a gold mine to people like... that dealer, who stifles a snicker and an erection when our hero walks in the audiostore for his newest source of analogue tubey warmth.
I just CAN'T read audiophool threads about power supplies, Y-cables etc, having burned out about the utter tomfoolery of this bullshit BACK IN THE 1970s (and that's not bragging, just exhausted old age) but I presume that THIS is the subject that really brings out Steve's telltale bile. Fuck musical CONTENT; all hail musical ALCHEMY!
(I actually thought the title was a reference to the old-as-I-am practice of bronzing baby shoes. Heavens to murgatroyd.)
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Post by mintyjackhole on Jul 9, 2019 4:10:17 GMT
My mind has somewhat changed on the fuck-science rampant consumerism brigade. Every dollar spent on new power chords, audiophile quality rekkid mats and reissue of a record those knuckleheads have bought a dozen times already, is not going to the Trump campaign. So keep buying all the bullshit physical madia, and audiophile outlet plugs you can, you bastards!
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Jul 9, 2019 9:34:37 GMT
Non-fill: the siren song of SHiTE lore.
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Jul 9, 2019 22:58:13 GMT
(Odysseus had an easier voyage home than some of those Bear Factory boxsets.) Yet Odysseus did not have to contend with the most tragic event known to befall modern man: the bent corner on a Johnny Horton box set, caused by a shipping container that is clearly not up to SHite standards. while that skeezy woman who lives next door offered me a blowjob if I looked the other way when the social workers tried to take her kids away from the guy who banged on her door at 4 in the morning but I wasn't fooled blahblahblah |
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