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Post by Brick Wall on Dec 3, 2017 17:19:14 GMT
It's Daddy's Birthday! Cake & Vics for everyone! Please help celebrate another year of creamy midrange, minty pie-annahs, Jewish Christmas, master tapes, Buddy Holly, hangin' with monkey-faced celebs, whoring out kids, and vanity message boards. Thanks, STEVE!
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Terry Kath
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Post by Flat Transfer on Dec 3, 2017 17:34:26 GMT
Happy 79th Birthday, STeVE! Also to your best buddy in the world John Oteri, who would have turned 56 today.
They say it's your birthday, bucko It's my birthday too, pal They say it's your birthday We're gonna have a good time I'm glad it's your birthday Happy birthday to you
Ah Ah Ah Come on Come on
Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party Yes we're going to a party party
I would like you to dance (Birthday) Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday) I would like you to dance (Birthday) Dance yeah, etc.
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Post by antiram on Dec 4, 2017 5:12:52 GMT
I can only offer a haiku. In traditional Japanese haiku, there must always be a reference to the current season.
The candles flicker Tubes glow warmly but sadly Winter of your years
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 4, 2017 15:00:58 GMT
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Post by Ago on Dec 4, 2017 19:51:51 GMT
KHhusband's 92nd birthday is so close to December 8th, no wonder he's marinated himself in drugs. I can picture him being just like David Essex at the end of "Stardust", shut off fron the world and going mad in a castle. Instead of Adam Faith hobbling around, it's his wife hobbling around with a selfie stick.
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Post by Ago on Dec 4, 2017 19:55:25 GMT
Happy 87th birthday, asshole! On this blessed day, I hope you receive 23 more gramophones that you can brag about owning. After you count them, that is. Which famous people are coming to your party?? Buddy Holly?! Walt Disney?!! George Harrison?!!! Al Jolson?!!!! Charles Manson?!!!!! Claus and Boyce scaring the kids by staring at their dad while rubbing up against the minty baldwin.
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Post by turntablist on Dec 5, 2017 1:55:04 GMT
Met up with LeAnn and Eddie for pizza and cake at Chuck E Cheese's. Neat!
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Post by hugofuguzev on Dec 5, 2017 6:13:46 GMT
Which birthday are we supposed to be celebrating here? He's got, like, half a dozen or more. Nobody ever told Steve the old saying, "If yer story is true, it doesn't change!"
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Post by Ago on Dec 5, 2017 7:37:53 GMT
The queen has two birthdays, and he's a queen to fat old shut-ins, so he's allowed as many birthdays as he wants, pal.
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Post by thisonehurts on Dec 5, 2017 12:43:18 GMT
Thread moved from Music Corner to Off Topic (General Discussions). Good thinking. We wouldn't want it slipping down to page 11 or 12 behind 'Barclay James Harvest recommendations?', 'Tanita Tikaram — thoughts?' and 'Steve, please do something about Poco's A Good Feelin' to Know CD'.
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Post by Brick Wall on Dec 3, 2018 5:40:27 GMT
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Dec 3, 2018 6:46:22 GMT
Let's get the celebration started with a rousing rendition of "how old are you now?" Really, STeVE, how old are you, exactly?
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Dec 3, 2018 11:29:34 GMT
STeVE:
Happy Birthday, you wrinkled, old, lying sack of shit! (Honestly, isn’t that better than be called “a right-wing Republican baby-boomer asshole”? I thought so.)
Bet you know a lot about what qualifies as “FBI territory”, don’t you?
So, STeVE, have yourself a splendid day, while you realize your kids are one step closer to declaring emancipation and putting your sorry ass into a home.
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Post by essayceedee on Dec 3, 2018 13:50:59 GMT
Word on the street is that the card was sent by the president of The Hunts Tomato Sauce Corporation.
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Terry Kath
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Post by Flat Transfer on Dec 3, 2018 15:27:01 GMT
Knowing Hoofman's inimitable way of drawing attention to his own persona, I highly doubt he ever received such a card.
More likely, Claus send him a Christmas card which unintentionally (ahum...) showed a glimpse of his super-tight right-wing buttock. Y'know, just like that Seinfeld episode.
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