There are so many sexy elements to that cover, where do you even begin? The air drummer? The guy next to him giving the Hitler salute? Derek Smalls front and center?
One thing you can bet on is that Scorpions fans masturbated much more to this revised cover than they ever did to the original.
How about this version?
For sure. They found uses for that hole in the middle that they thought was only an internet rumor. And especially if sTeVe or Kevin Grey worked on it then you know there are some crusty discs out there in the world.
One of my favourite meta pop culture moments is the Wikipedia entry for Virgin Killer which mentions a child porn investigation against Wikipedia because of… the Wikipedia entry for Virgin Killer.
I will admit I had no idea what you were referring to so I went to look to see if this was a joke - it wasn’t. But through reading I found this quote which if a SHiTE sounding quote from a non-SHiTE ever existed this is it:
In 2008, photographer Michael von Gimbut emphasized that his wife, the model's mother and sister, and three female assistants had been present during the shooting and stated: ”Back then, we loved and protected children and did not sleep with them".
Mmm yes, pedophilia was obviously not a thing before the millennials came along with their avocado toasts and mocca lattes and shit.