STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner

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STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 4, 2019 18:25:55 GMT

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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Nov 4, 2019 18:25:55 GMT

Please explain the Kardashians to me. What is the fascination?

The Panda said:

Mom is the shrewd one, methinks. Took her porn star daughter and used the video to ratchet the name into a multi million dollar franchise.
Shifted the morals to demonstrate that porn is no longer a treason to look down your nose at some 'poor girl' who didn't know what was going on.
Back when I was young, a woman who made a porno was considered not exactly high society.

Grant said:

Honestly, I do not want to see Paris Hilton having sex.

Grant said:

PAWG got too much back!

STeVE Hoffman said:

I met Kim once. She's lives close by. When the cameras aren't on her she talks like a normal person. Sadly, the camera are always on her (and the rest of them).

Caitlyn is really a trip. She hangs out with us at the local vintage car show. When she wears heels she towers over me..

Brick Wall Steve Sitting Duck Posts: 3,034	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 4, 2019 20:50:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brick Wall on Nov 4, 2019 20:50:56 GMT Ah, yes. I take it both of these peopsons are still alive. Therefore no lunch anecdotes (yet).
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mintyjackhole Sir Macca Posts: 2,655	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 4, 2019 22:02:30 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mintyjackhole on Nov 4, 2019 22:02:30 GMT "She hangs out with us at the local vintage car show. When she wears heels she towers over me..." is my favorite couplet in "Lola".

hoffa_nagila Better than Steve Posts: 5,984	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 4, 2019 23:34:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 4, 2019 23:34:37 GMT STeVE and Caitlyn go to the same doctor?
	Ask any musician/band about STeVE. Many of them would answer: Who the hell are them?

essayceedee Sir Macca Posts: 2,855	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 4, 2019 23:43:25 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by essayceedee on Nov 4, 2019 23:43:25 GMT Stephanie Huffman will soon be the perfect wife that Claus desires.
	Your moms balls eats dicks you Douche nozzle

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 5, 2019 1:36:59 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2019 1:36:59 GMT Darlings, this is STeVE’s world. We just live in it.
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FabGear Prophylactic Deep Purple Mk II Uneasy around the Offensively Uneasy Posts: 505	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 5, 2019 4:30:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Nov 5, 2019 4:30:48 GMT How long before an alum of "Drag Race" pops up in Steve's fevered imagination? I shall guess "Trinity Tuck".
	The idea that seeing Pete and Roger uncomfortably sitting on a vintage motor scooter would be anything more than a novelty is ludicrous

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STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 5, 2019 23:40:58 GMT via mobile

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Post by therealstevehoffman on Nov 5, 2019 23:40:58 GMT

Guess Steve has a cdr remaster of College Dropout for the forum member that gives the best head. Gotta keep those banners off the site fuckos! Remember: the longer you look at it, the worst it tastes!!

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STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 6, 2019 2:40:25 GMT

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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 6, 2019 2:40:25 GMT

Kimmie Kardashian talks normally when she talks to STeVE. STeVE is special. He gets to see things that us normal folk don't. He sits next to Lennie Maltin. He's heard all the Doors tapes with Jimmie Morrison. He's seen the full cut of the Wizard of Oz with Judie Garland. You wish you were STeVE, bucko.

Ask any musician/band about STeVE. Many of them would answer: Who the hell are them?

FabGear Prophylactic Deep Purple Mk II Uneasy around the Offensively Uneasy Posts: 505	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 6, 2019 3:52:14 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Nov 6, 2019 3:52:14 GMT I haven't got the eyes. uhh, Bucko...
	The idea that seeing Pete and Roger uncomfortably sitting on a vintage motor scooter would be anything more than a novelty is ludicrous

sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg Better than Steve Posts: 4,214	STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner Nov 6, 2019 15:10:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Nov 6, 2019 15:10:20 GMT But have you had your cock surgically removed? Didn't think so, pal.
	Mr. Hoffman has plenty of threads for everyone to read and enjoy.

STeVE hangs out with Kim Kardashian and Caitlyn Jenner

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