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Post by griefpoop on Dec 7, 2019 22:53:03 GMT
We all know the death of Eric Carr in 1991 is a tragedy on the same level as the Holocaust and the black plague.... what would've happened to Kiss if Mark David Chapman had left that washed up husband of Yoko Ono alone and taken his obsession to the most talented member of Kiss?
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Post by essayceedee on Dec 7, 2019 23:41:42 GMT
Gene Simmons would have sold little pieces of his skin for $100 each.
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Post by gobshite on Dec 7, 2019 23:46:25 GMT
Carr-skin snare drum available at the merch table.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Dec 8, 2019 5:33:31 GMT
I wanna shake and cry all night, and hold baby every day!
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Dec 8, 2019 13:47:59 GMT
I’m pretty certain BusNoise has written the overly-fawning Wikipedia entry on Eric Carr.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Dec 8, 2019 13:56:23 GMT
He would have shot Jodie Foster.
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Post by griefpoop on Dec 8, 2019 19:54:27 GMT
To think... a Carr assassination would've meant no Hot In The Shade, the greatest album in all mankind
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Post by hoofyflipflops on Dec 16, 2019 17:30:56 GMT
To think... a Carr assassination would've meant no Hot In The Shade, the greatest album in all mankind Well, to be fair...HITS was better than Crazy Nights, which may actually be the absolute nadir of all KISS albums. Which makes it high on the list of worst albums, period. |
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Post by bradman on Dec 17, 2019 3:37:18 GMT
Imagine unironically playing an entire Kiss album.
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Post by hoofyflipflops on Dec 17, 2019 3:52:48 GMT
Imagine unironically playing an entire Kiss album. Is that even possible? |
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Post by 5kbooster on Jan 10, 2020 5:18:54 GMT
We all know the death of Eric Carr in 1991 is a tragedy on the same level as the Holocaust and the black plague.... what would've happened to Kiss if Mark David Chapman had left that washed up husband of Yoko Ono alone and taken his obsession to the most talented member of Kiss? The answer is easy! Gene is a cheap insensitive prick. He’d purchase this: A 1972 Univox Analog Drum Machine. “Rock #1 drum pattern” would be used for ALL the Kiss songs on The Unmasked Tour. Now Gene sticks his junk into anything, therefore would be flinging it up with Yoko. She then would convince John that: “he needed to get out of the house more often”. Therefore, John would have gone on tour with Kiss. His Job would be; “push button to START and STOP the drum machine”.  |
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