the people around me were Killing themselves laughing.

I saw Ringo's first All Star Band in Toronto at Exhibition Stadium.
The one with Joe Walsh, Clarence Clements, etc.
I had sixth row centre stage seats.
Four rows ahead of me sat Barbara Bach, Ringo's wife.
It was about twenty minutes or so before show time.
A young teenage kid was selling ice cream bars.
I called him over and bought two.
I took one and pointed out Barbara Bach to the kid, who had no idea who she was,
And told him to give her the ice cream bar that she was an old friend of mine.
Well he got about three seats away from her and a couple of security guards jumped the kid !!!!
As he was getting manhandled back up the aisle,
I shouted to him that I wanted my money back because he didn't give Barbara the ice cream bar.
The whole situation turned out to be quite comical and most of the people around me were
Killing themselves laughing.
Glen

The first Ringo and All Star tour.
Late 80's, I think.
This band included Joe Walsh, Clarence Clemons, Rick Danko, Levon Helm, etc.
A great line up.
We had 4th row, Center stage seats.
We were also half in the bag by the time we got there.
Who comes in and sits two rows in front of us.....Barbara Bach, Ringo's wife.
An ice cream vendor comes by. He is a teenager.
I call him over and point to Ringo's wife and tell him that her name is Barbara and she is a friend of mine.
I give him the money for an ice cream bar and ask him to give it to her and tell her it is from her
old friend Glen.
He gets within about three seats from her and this big security guard gets in his face and really
scares the crap out of the kid as he quickly backs away.
As the kid is walking back towards me, I shout at him to give me my money back....just joking of course.
Glen

I saw the first all star band in Toronto at Exhibition Stadium.
Joe Walsh, Clarence Clements, Levon Helm, Rick Danko.
I had fourth row center stage seats.
Before the concert started, Ringo’s wife, Barbara, sat two rows in front of me.
A kid selling ice cream came by.
I bought two.
One for myself and I told the kid that the woman
two rows ahead of me was an old friend and asked him to take it to Barbara.
He got about three seats away from her and her security guard jumped him and told him to get away
from her.
When he came back towards me, all freaked out, I said..
Hey kid. Give me my money back, you never gave her the ice cream.