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Post by Chicken in Black on Jul 3, 2019 1:08:08 GMT
Isn't that our old friend ThomOz? The guy who owned a record store and got robbed by a kid?
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Felonious Spunk
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Jul 3, 2019 11:37:00 GMT
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Post by Brick Wall on Jul 6, 2019 14:18:43 GMT
So. No news of injury or fatalities among one of them there millionaires in the southern California earthquake region? Too bad.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2019 12:13:24 GMT
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bradman
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Post by bradman on Jul 18, 2019 12:37:09 GMT
Umm, he was giving his daughter a scrub? The one in all those pics? WTF
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Post by Aural Relations on Jul 18, 2019 12:46:24 GMT
His daughter also suffers from suspended ageing, so it's not creepy.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Jul 18, 2019 12:51:47 GMT
It's okay. This story is utter bullshit. No kid has requested Sam the Sham in at least 40 years.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jul 18, 2019 12:52:08 GMT
Umm, he was giving his daughter a scrub? The one in all those pics? WTF No kidding. She’s around elementary-school age, isn’t she? I just pray that STeVE made up the entire thing (which is likely), and that in his fervor to appear all folksy and fatherly, he just forgot his daughter’s current age while trying to work her into the story. Because, there is no way a girl of her age would want pops to “give her a scrub”.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jul 18, 2019 13:04:43 GMT
It's important to keep your #childactors clean.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Jul 18, 2019 15:45:26 GMT
I feel slightly queasy after reading this whole story. All it's missing was the bit where he impressed the locals in 1982 with his white-man rhythmic gyrations and was accepted as one of their own.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Jul 18, 2019 15:48:02 GMT
You've got to be white as fuck to refer to something as the "Mex area". No one talks like that.
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Post by Ginuwine on Jul 18, 2019 16:04:38 GMT
(((Steve))) better be careful with dropping his ethnicity like that. Many of his devotees would be rather nonplussed that their host is Jewish.
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Jul 18, 2019 17:01:08 GMT
Back in 1982 I was dating a beautiful Mexican girl who lived at the top of Sunset Blvd. in the Mex area, on the edge of Echo Park. Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl At any rate, one night she took me to a local joint on Sunset for food and dancing. I was the ONLY non-neighborhood guy in the place. We ate and then they started the jukebox and the dancing. Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina Music would play and Feleena would whirl I never found out who it was (then), I should have but I was in love and not thinking clearly. My love was deep for this Mexican maiden I was in love, but in vain, I could tell One night a wild young cowboy came in Wild as the West Texas wind Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing With wicked Feleena, the girl that I loved So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden Down went his hand for the gun that he wore My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor Just for a moment I stood there in silence Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there I had but one chance and that was to run
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bradman
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Post by bradman on Jul 18, 2019 20:33:13 GMT
I Schtupped a Spic
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Jul 18, 2019 22:39:58 GMT
"Shuffle Sam the Sham songs deer Alexa". For fuck's sake. What other Sam the Sham songs are there for the nice surveillance toy to shuffle? Aaannnd that's the detail where the story falls down. Or is it that the story falls down the instant you realize it's told by a (genuinely) pathological liar? Hey howzabout a swell story it's just coincidentally Donation-Time!!!
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