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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 8, 2021 0:34:15 GMT
That's not true. He eats the free park hot dogs. What a life.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Jan 16, 2022 18:22:27 GMT
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 16, 2022 18:29:26 GMT
Mama don't take STEVe's Kodachrome away.
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Post by daved on Jan 16, 2022 19:52:49 GMT
Steve about to discover the next Vivian Maier.
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Post by cockledge on Jan 16, 2022 19:56:39 GMT
The Hoffman-burg Family Slideshow Players aren't as fun.
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Jan 16, 2022 22:30:51 GMT
Reposted "by request".
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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 16, 2022 23:08:07 GMT
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 17, 2022 2:39:59 GMT
And (of course) STEVe's camera is so valuable that some schmuck is gonna throw thousands of dollars at STeVE to get that minty, pristine camera. Not that you peons would understand. StEVe has stuff worth more than you'll ever be. Don't forget that. I think this is the main point of all his posts. The common man writes with a Bic bought in a package of 12 for $4, but Steve Hoffman? He writes with $300 ink. Most people are happy with their cellphones or digital camera to take picture, but Steve Hoffman? He buys and sells thousand+ dollar cameras. People love their kids and support them in their school bands, choirs, sports, etc., but Steve Hoffman? His kids are real actors. Just think of the kind of person and the good that Steve could have been and done had he put as much effort into living half the life he portrays himself to be online. I don't know how I missed this last time around (and I wonder if it was Aqua that poated it) but this truly is STEvE in a nutshell. It can't just ever be "regular". It's always better than YOURS. We all knew a kid when we were younger just like him. His was always newer, better, faster, cooler, louder, bigger, something. And just like when we were kids, he never had to struggle to get it. Yes, it IS a major part of where he's from. Nothing but namedrops and "look at what I have" behavior. And then for most of his little minions to rail against Hollywood elites is, well...irony of the most delicious order.
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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 17, 2022 3:29:29 GMT
...but this truly is STEvE in a nutshell. It can't just ever be "regular". It's always better than YOURS. That's it. That's all. No need for further thought or embellishment. Done and dusted. That's Hoffman.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 17, 2022 4:05:06 GMT
...but this truly is STEvE in a nutshell. It can't just ever be "regular". It's always better than YOURS. That's it. That's all. No need for further thought or embellishment. Done and dusted. That's Hoffman. While you are right, there's just something that oozes annoyance and triggers that primal urge to scratch an itch when it comes to him. He's just one of those guys that, just when you think it can't get worse...it gets worse.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 17, 2022 6:49:17 GMT
STeVE loves the late fifties because all the women looked like his mom – even the daughters…
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Jan 17, 2022 13:22:42 GMT
STeVE loves the late fifties because all the women looked like his mom mum – even the daughters… Can a gorf move this poat to the Hoofy's Spank Bank thread?
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Post by spicer on Jan 17, 2022 20:23:31 GMT
STeVE loves the late fifties because all the women looked like his mom – even the daughters… Late fifties pussy, Oedipussy.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jan 17, 2022 20:36:44 GMT
They have that certain Peggy Hill aura.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Jan 18, 2022 23:55:05 GMT
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