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Better than Steve
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Post by daved on May 13, 2021 17:34:36 GMT
What a sad man.
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Post by mintyjackhole on May 13, 2021 17:51:53 GMT
According to Lester Bangs a typewriter is a percussion instrument, so maybe that's why Daddy's poated in Hardware.
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Post by NeverHeardOfEm on May 13, 2021 18:01:54 GMT
I hope Steve updated his gear profile. I need to know how a poat was composed before I know whether to trust it or not. There are 30-40 poaters that I trust, but for everyone else I need to know if you were using a typewriter or a smartphone or a mechanical pencil to write down your thoughts.
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Post by daved on May 13, 2021 18:09:31 GMT
WTF. You just sit there and type, like hbiugy9898YUUOGHLIUVUI810y8oAHG8O9y8z0;9yua0w9y;osy0 just to feel "the weight on my fingers"??
You're a clown.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on May 13, 2021 20:23:21 GMT
I too love to develop RSI and inflict shoulder and back pain on my aged body in order to show the little people that I am the best at keeping it real.
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Post by Mind The Gap on May 13, 2021 21:51:29 GMT
Whoa, there's actual photos of said type writer in that thread. Did Steve-o break out his minty Leica and actually use it? Eh who am I kidding, he probably downloaded those from the eBay listing.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on May 13, 2021 22:24:31 GMT
Whatever poater here that coined the phrase "fuck me with a chainsaw"...I think that's a fitting statement.
When does he break out the hubcap collection?
"Do YOU have any minty hubcaps? Do ya? HUH??? That's what I thought. Heh."
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Post by hugofuguzev on May 14, 2021 2:44:36 GMT
Whatever poater here that coined the phrase "fuck me with a chainsaw"...I think that's a fitting statement. When does he break out the hubcap collection? "Do YOU have any minty hubcaps? Do ya? HUH??? That's what I thought. Heh." That'd be me who came up with that one (courtesy of my uncle)...pencils and old typewriters of Steves own vintage, eh? Does he know what year this is?
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Post by thepeopleschord on May 14, 2021 4:56:00 GMT
Of course the damn thing is "Minty". Would El Douchebrago Supremo buy/steal/appropriate/never return anything but a "Minty"?
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on May 14, 2021 8:48:09 GMT
Whatever poater here that coined the phrase "fuck me with a chainsaw"...I think that's a fitting statement. When does he break out the hubcap collection? "Do YOU have any minty hubcaps? Do ya? HUH??? That's what I thought. Heh." That'd be me who came up with that one (courtesy of my uncle)...pencils and old typewriters of Steves own vintage, eh? Does he know what year this is? That saying is now part of everyday language for me. Thanks!
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Post by Boozin' Susan on May 14, 2021 9:34:14 GMT
Hi, STeVE!
I know you’re just trolling us now, so tell me, when will you be telling everyone about your minty, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious slide rule?
I can’t wait!
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Post by Holly Diver on May 14, 2021 12:54:46 GMT
This is the sort of shit I would be happy to get out of my home.
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Post by Disgraced Ex-Prez Agent Orange on May 14, 2021 15:08:09 GMT
Whatever poater here that coined the phrase "fuck me with a chainsaw"...I think that's a fitting statement.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on May 14, 2021 16:02:06 GMT
I've been itching to "pound" an old typewriter recently. 🍆
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Post by mintyjackhole on May 14, 2021 16:21:45 GMT
The Quality of Mercy Is Not Strnen
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