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Post by essayceedee on Jun 22, 2021 16:13:52 GMT
Steve walks merrily down the street With his pants pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of squeals His balls are ready to blow He's ready, hey, yes he's ready for this He's yanking on his droopy old meat Outta the dick hole the sperm it spurts All over his feet
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Jun 22, 2021 18:55:05 GMT
*snapping fingers*
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Post by mudflapslim on Jun 22, 2021 20:42:47 GMT
We've spent all of our lives trying (at least some of us) to not cheat. God knows, it's been tempting.
Pro tip: When the urge gets overwhelming, just bang your neck vag.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Feb 21, 2022 12:23:39 GMT
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 21, 2022 12:28:51 GMT
The first time I listened to The Doors debut on DCC I got a raging erection.
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daved
Better than Steve
Posts: 10,614
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Post by daved on Feb 21, 2022 12:38:06 GMT
First time I heard Moving Pictures I fucked the spindle hole. A bit loose but still felt great.
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Sounds.. ago
Amy Grant
This is not a secret club. This is my forum.
Posts: 1,990
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Feb 21, 2022 12:52:36 GMT
Watchin' Popeye Cartoons and Masturbating.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Feb 21, 2022 23:17:10 GMT
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 22, 2022 4:03:42 GMT
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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on May 13, 2022 12:03:35 GMT
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Post by Smith on May 13, 2022 14:22:12 GMT
jfc
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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on May 22, 2022 0:51:48 GMT
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Post by Smith on May 22, 2022 1:44:56 GMT
fuck this is the worst thread title want to kms
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Post by cockledge on May 22, 2022 19:12:00 GMT
I'd go with "Pulling My Pudler! Featuring Little Stevie Hoofman".
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Jun 24, 2022 8:44:18 GMT
Dear fucking Lord. Have some dignity man. Is there anything about yourself that makes you feel self-conscious?
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