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Oct 2, 2023 17:18:30 GMT
Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Oct 2, 2023 17:18:30 GMT
Fun times at a doctor's
A: I do.
'This is Emma ___, she'll be doing your prostate exam today..." :wtf:
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Well, the thread title said, "Fun times at a doctor's"...:shrug:
shokhead said:
So last month I have to do the little phony 10 minute yearly checkup with my primary. I do, says you need to have your eyes checked which I was going to ask for anyway so cool! I get dressed and get the paperwork from the nurse. She gives me it for eye doctor somewhere and for a pulmonologist! I ask what's this for? Doctor wants you to see one. OK, whatever, I'm out of here. He never said ONE WORD during checkup. Montelukast 10mg everynight for years now. For less then a year I have had Albuterol which I hardly use, sometimes months without. So go see the pulmonologist. Asks where are you here? I have no idea, you tell me! Asks all these questions. Out of breath, no! Wheezing? No! Cought? No! Blood! No! No to everything. Do you exercise? 5 mile walks 4 days a week. Anything else? Wash car, mow, yardwork. He says well you are healthier then me. He say we should do a cat scan of your lungs. I say why? He says just to make sure. I say no thanks, no need. He says you really should. No thanks. OK, then a breathing test done here, takes 45min to an hour. OK, I will do that, sounds like fun. I come back in a few and do it, out in 30 minutes. Have to go back of course to the pulmonologist. Everything is normal. You still should do a cat scan. No!. Says it again, NO!!. OK, make an app for 6 months to see where we are. I say ok, I don't and won't make a useless app. I hate doctors when I fine.dance_hall_keeper said:
Reading the phrase “do the little phony 10 minute yearly checkup” is telling.shokhead said:
Why? They tell me it's time for your yearly physical. I draw a clock with the time they say. I tell them the 2 words I had to remember. Listen to my breathing and heart. Finger up the a$$ and it's over, less then 15 minutes.dance_hall_keeper said:
Q: Do you know why they give you both the memory and drawing tests?A: I do.
shokhead said:
They have always done it and surprise! I pass every time. Banana, chair and sunrise. They haven’t changed the words to remember in years! lolDillydipper said:
Been to the annual Urologist visits probably 15 years now, since I started having regular colonoscopies. Two years ago was the visit where I met the most gorgeous medical assistant in an office of that sort, ever.'This is Emma ___, she'll be doing your prostate exam today..." :wtf:
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Well, the thread title said, "Fun times at a doctor's"...:shrug:
shokhead said:
Had a vasectomy like 40 years ago. I swear my doc never said I had to shave. Went in, nurse lifted the sheet and said oh, you didn't shave. Said doc never said a word about that. Do you want to do it or do you want me to? Go ahead, you can. She did in less then a minute. She was telling me if my husband knew I did this he would make me find another job> I asked have you ever done this and had to stop for you know what reason? Oh yes, all the time, mostly older men. :winkgrin: