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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 1, 2022 15:13:31 GMT
Ah yes, the curse of god. That's my favorite part of christianity.
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Post by Mediocrates on Feb 1, 2022 15:25:32 GMT
Amazes me that none of these people have noticed how weak and indifferent their god is.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 1, 2022 15:27:32 GMT
Rev. Bob Rodgers' Evangel World Prayer Center in Louisville is often called Six Flags over Jesus by local heathens. Heh.
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Post by Brick Wall on Feb 1, 2022 16:30:47 GMT
Lest we forget.
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Post by spicer on Feb 1, 2022 22:06:25 GMT
An insane woman I used to work with informed that Rev. Bob Rodgers said every member of The Eagles were card-carrying Church of Satan members. One night I walked into the kitchen she was cleaning at work and she was bowing to her radio speaking in tongues. Then one night she showed up to work all dolled up in makeup (that looked as a small child would apply makeup to herself) and a dress and told me she was in love with me. I got my gay ass out of that situation REALLY quick. She left her pot-smokin' good old boy husband and moved out west, On holidays and my birthday I would receive mysterious unsigned religious greeting cards in the mail. Every now and then my friend Dan would ask me how "the tongue lady" was doing. Biscuits would have hit that.
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Post by krabapple on Feb 3, 2022 1:37:06 GMT
Back in the days when you could listen in on cordless phone calls via scanner, I once heard a guy calling a pastor to discuss this "inability" he was having in staying away from a few gloryhole spots in the downtown area. The pastor calmly informed him that it sounded like he had a "demon problem", to which the guy responded, "Yep - that's what I was afraid of...". Me, I listened to the whole thing with my jaw on the floor. This guy would have probably just been nodding sagely through all of it. A friend of mine recently informed me that yoga is demonic.
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daved
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Post by daved on Feb 3, 2022 1:54:06 GMT
Back in the days when you could listen in on cordless phone calls via scanner, I once heard a guy calling a pastor to discuss this "inability" he was having in staying away from a few gloryhole spots in the downtown area. The pastor calmly informed him that it sounded like he had a "demon problem", to which the guy responded, "Yep - that's what I was afraid of...". Me, I listened to the whole thing with my jaw on the floor. This guy would have probably just been nodding sagely through all of it. A friend of mine recently informed me that yoga is demonic. Hot yoga is demonic.
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Feb 3, 2022 2:37:25 GMT
Yeah, but yoga trousers are a gift from god, amirite?
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Post by bigmuff on Feb 3, 2022 4:40:48 GMT
krabapple said: A friend of mine recently informed me that yoga is demonic.
daved said: Hot yoga is demonic.
Sanjay Gupton said: Yeah, but yoga trousers are a gift from god, amirite?
Well damn - when it's all laid out like that - shit starts to make some sense.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 3, 2022 6:21:45 GMT
krabapple said: A friend of mine recently informed me that yoga is demonic.
daved said: Hot yoga is demonic.
Sanjay Gupton said: Yeah, but yoga trousers are a gift from god, amirite?
Well damn - when it's all laid out like that - shit starts to make some sense.
Imma hafta Gurgle this.
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bradman
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Post by bradman on Feb 3, 2022 7:30:18 GMT
Delete yer cookies.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Feb 18, 2022 8:33:22 GMT
I’m gonna guess this ‘spell’ is going to be his excuse when he’s caught in a bathroom cubicle with another man
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Post by gary191265 on Feb 18, 2022 12:46:23 GMT
I’m gonna guess this ‘spell’ is going to be his excuse when he’s caught in a bathroom cubicle with another man It was the Jewess, your honour.
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Sounds.. ago
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Feb 18, 2022 12:59:47 GMT
She turned me into a newt!
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Post by bigmuff on Feb 18, 2022 13:11:14 GMT
She turned me into a newt! He'll get better.
Or maybe not.
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