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Post by PacificOceanSpew on Feb 10, 2018 17:46:09 GMT
Spoiler alert: renting his kids to Roman Polanski is STeVE's special project. Polanski getting Weinstein's sloppy seconds, you mean... And now, Larry Nassar is lining up as well. However...for medicinal purposes only. |
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Post by daved on Feb 10, 2018 17:57:12 GMT
“Alexa, play The Phone Call by The Pretenders...But not the shitty version that Steve fucked up”
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Terry Kath
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Post by Flat Transfer on Feb 10, 2018 19:15:49 GMT
I'm guessing Alexa is the Hoffman's residence house slave from Ukraine. I can totally see STEVE priding himself that he has given this poor being employment (albeit below minimum wages) and daily brushes with greatness as an added bonus.
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Post by Wanklein on Feb 10, 2018 23:22:44 GMT
Hoofer is still struggling with poor Alexa
Alexa is probably just pissed off with the Shitemeister asking her all manner of stupid questions such as
Alexa - Am I better at Mastering than Dr Groove?
Alexa - What are you wearing tonight?
Alexa - Do you have a master bathroom?
Alexa - Do you know how much this watch is worth because I pretended to know but haven't got a fucking clue.
Alexa - Do you know which of these twenty reels is the original master?
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 11, 2018 1:15:29 GMT
Hoofer is still struggling with poor Alexa Alexa is probably just pissed off with the Shitemeister asking her all manner of stupid questions such as Alexa - Am I better at Mastering than Dr Groove? Alexa - What are you wearing tonight? Alexa - Do you have a master bathroom? Alexa - Do you know how much this watch is worth because I pretended to know but haven't got a fucking clue. Alexa - Do you know which of these twenty reels is the original master? Alexa - can you write me Vicodin prescription? |
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 13, 2018 12:42:44 GMT
At 64 (or is it 65?) years of age, STeVE is likely mistaken for his kids' grandfather as he totes them to and from work. Ever wonder how that must make him feel? Knowing that all (relative) "glories" are behind him and he's now only useful as being either a caddy for LeAnn Rimes's kid or chauffeur for his own. Ever get feelings of schadenfreude when you think of how banal an existence he currently leads? "Gramps" Hoffman...  |
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Post by Aural Relations on Feb 13, 2018 13:53:25 GMT
Old Man Hoffman sits constipated in his Re-Master Bathroom, pondering the professional recognition which has so eluded him. He takes some solace in the stardom he's achieved amongst his cyber-flock, and the warm embrace of his fictitious celebrity friends.
But as he strains to listen to his Pretenders remaster playing in the adjacent room, he's reminded that the telephone doesn't ring for him anymore -- and perhaps never really did.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Feb 14, 2018 6:21:11 GMT
Ever get feelings of schadenfreude when you think of how banal an existence he currently leads? Bet yer ass I do, and even moreso knowing that Steve totally brought his banal existence on himself. If he hadn't fucked over/fucked with so many people in the music industry who were more powerful than himself he probably wouldn't be leading such a "banal existence". |
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 14, 2018 15:39:58 GMT
This quote from "Shadow of a Doubt" reminds me of STeVE and his trust fund for some reason:
Uncle Charlie: "The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows, husbands, dead, husbands who've spent their lives making fortunes, working and working. And then they die and leave their money to their wives, their silly wives. And what do the wives do, these useless women? You see them in the hotels, the best hotels, every day by the thousands, drinking the money, eating the money, losing the money at bridge, playing all day and all night, smelling of money, proud of their jewelry but of nothing else, horrible, faded, fat, greedy women... Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old?"
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"You live in a dream. You're a sleepwalker, blind. How do you know what the world is like? Do you know the world is a foul sty? Do you know, if you rip off the fronts of houses, you'd find swine? The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? Wake up, Charlie. Use your wits. Learn something."
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Post by Boozin' Susan on May 22, 2018 23:34:17 GMT
With AF officially kaput, STeVE is now spending his time reopening old threads (something like five or six in just the past couple of days). But that's not all. He's also bringing back that "song sleuth" vehicle for his kid...: Surprising, he's back! Give him a thumbs up, can you? Thanks. I'm not linking to the video here, as his kids should be off-limits, but dig STeVE's pathetic solicitation of up votes... |
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Post by aggressivebeta on May 28, 2018 10:51:40 GMT
I thought a few years ago he was talking about how he doesn't want any pics or vids of his kids on the internet?
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Post by thisonehurts on May 28, 2018 12:36:10 GMT
That was then. This is also then, but later.
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Post by hugofuguzev on May 28, 2018 13:00:40 GMT
For a lot of SHiTEs, yesterday is now.
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Flat Transfer
Terry Kath
Providing DR numbers for the EK 34188, DIDP 20006
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Post by Flat Transfer on May 28, 2018 17:09:30 GMT
Secretly overheard conversation from the Hoffman residence:
SH: Son, how about reviving THE SONG SLEUTH?!
SON: Eh, I, I don't really want to, daddy.
SH: C'mon, it's neat! Think of all the likes you're getting from the good people on YOUTOOB!
SON: Mom says, those are your followers, daddy.
SH: Nonsense, they love what you do!
SON: But it was all your idea, daddy.
SH: I'm getting the camera!
SON: I wanted to go play with Jake.
SH: Your best buddy in the world and LEANN RIMES' stepson!
SON: Can I, daddy?
SH: Yes son, after we record a brand-new episode of THE SONG SLEUTH!
SON: What do you want me to say, daddy?
SH: Here's your text, young man.
SON: Who's Pete Townshend, dad?
SH: An old friend of mine. I made a few records with him. And he's fond of children!
SON: Who is..
SH: Son, will you just read the paper and not get distracted please? (mumbles to self: Goddamn, I need a vic)
SON: *starts reading text with affected voice*
SH: Wait son, I hadn't turned the camera on yet.
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