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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Jan 30, 2024 18:57:56 GMT
Nepotism and record companies capitalizing on their parent's name. Not one of the children on this list have recorded anything of real substance. Norah Jones’ albums have gone platinum and she has won several Grammys. I find it interesting how people confuse record sales and awards with quality. Milli Vanilli sold millions of albums and won Grammys. Record sales and awards don’t impress me. Norah Jones’ soft-rock has not added anything of significance to music. So the better measure of quality is what you think of it? Lol The OP specifically asked about commercial success and critical acclaim, which probably most people would agree are reasonable gauges for quality. Why do people pretend to laugh out loud? It’s never convincing, and it’s incredibly childish. As I said, record sales and awards don’t impress me. You might feel secure about a subject when a lot of people agree with you, but I don’t need that crutch. According to your logic Boyz To Men, The Backstreet Boys, New Kids On The Block, Vanilla Ice, etc must be high-quality acts given that they sold millions of albums.  |
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Post by daved on Jan 30, 2024 19:18:28 GMT
Fuck this cocksucker.
I’m wondering if he’s that T’arwanin whatever his fucking name was that got booted? He posted pics of himself and it looks like him.
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Feb 5, 2024 16:29:48 GMT
A little known fact: if Yoko had married Sonny Bono, Yoko's full name would be Yoko Bono. Also, if Yoko had divorced Sonny Bono and married Bono from U2, Yoko's full name would be Yoko Bono. Very few people know this. :agree: |
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 5, 2024 17:57:55 GMT
A little known fact: if Yoko had married Sonny Bono, Yoko's full name would be Yoko Bono. Also, if Yoko had divorced Sonny Bono and married Bono from U2, Yoko's full name would be Yoko Bono. Very few people know this. :agree: old joke, not funny unless you're telling out loud and with the self awareness that it's unfunny, and also he managed to fuck it up. |
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Post by Burnie ‘ceedee’ Grungeman on Feb 5, 2024 20:03:55 GMT
They’re really pushing for biggest asshole on the forum.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Feb 6, 2024 0:08:51 GMT
If Cher married Steve Cropper, she'd be Cher Cropper.
Not my joke. Old Hit Parader magazine.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Feb 6, 2024 1:26:25 GMT
That ones actually pretty good.
And if Tom Petty married Manny Pacquiao, he would be Manny Petty.
That's not mine, either.
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Post by Holly Diver on Feb 6, 2024 1:54:59 GMT
If Butthole Surfers married Dumpster Juice they’d be Butthole Juice, that’s mine all mine.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Feb 6, 2024 1:59:11 GMT
I hope Firefly Light is impressed with our puns.
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Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Feb 6, 2024 11:49:15 GMT
If Buttfuck Jerry and Nauga Gort married, they'd be Jerry Gary or Gary Jerry.
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Post by bloodysnail on Feb 6, 2024 12:22:35 GMT
If Tuesday Weld married Frederic March the Second, she’d be Tuesday March the Second.
Not mine either, from an old Rowan and Martin Laugh-in paperback.
If Jakki Degg (old Sun page 3 girl) married Danny Boyle, would the family be the Boyle-Deggs?
That one’s mine.
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Amy Grant
This is not a secret club. This is my forum.
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Post by Sounds.. ago on Feb 6, 2024 13:10:27 GMT
If Sean Lennon married James McCartney, he'd be Sean Ono Lennon-McCartney.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 6, 2024 13:13:33 GMT
I’m still sad that the marriage that would have given us Rock Pyle never came to pass…
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Feb 6, 2024 15:37:56 GMT
If Phoebe Buffay married Robert Goulet...
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Post by shinyshiny on Feb 6, 2024 15:43:12 GMT
My favorites from Bananas Magazine's jokes from the 70s were "If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader" or "If Elton John married Olivia Newton John."
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