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Post by whorediophile on Mar 4, 2018 5:56:16 GMT
I expect that thread won't last very long. Plenty of jokes from the other SHites about minty jack holes etc
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 4, 2018 5:56:49 GMT
Particularly, everyone's favorite slow-witted Christian, dumb ass SHite. forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/check-your-headphone-jack-often.734247/Check your headphone jack often 2 months ago I went to plug in my headphones in my iPhone-no bass. I went weeks thinking it was my hearing.turns out there was mint in the jack. It was removed and full bass appeared! Ah, the old "mint in the jack." Apple has made their new iPhones idiot proof by removing the headphone jack. |
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Post by antiram on Mar 4, 2018 10:48:38 GMT
It really is remarkable what kind of problems these guys have. It is like a whole forum of Charlie Browns.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Mar 4, 2018 15:46:10 GMT
Ok, a mint? How? I have seen a silica pellet get lodged in a headphone jack and some really nasty pocket lint, but who makes a mint small enough to accidentally get in a 1/8" jack?
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Post by daved on Mar 4, 2018 16:00:24 GMT
Ok, a mint? How? I have seen a silica pellet get lodged in a headphone jack and some really nasty pocket lint, but who makes a mint small enough to accidentally get in a 1/8" jack? Lol it was a typo. He meant lint. i have this happen often with my work phone’s charging port as it’s in my pocket all day and I’m walking around constantly. Nothing one of those dental toothpick/floss things can’t fix. |
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Mar 4, 2018 16:04:55 GMT
Ok, a mint? How? I have seen a silica pellet get lodged in a headphone jack and some really nasty pocket lint, but who makes a mint small enough to accidentally get in a 1/8" jack? Lol it was a typo. He meant lint. i have this happen often with my work phone’s charging port as it’s in my pocket all day and I’m walking around constantly. Nothing one of those dental toothpick/floss things can’t fix. I was hoping, but with the SHites, I can't give the benefit of the doubt. Buncha Ralph Wiggums over there. |
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 4, 2018 23:17:05 GMT
Ok, a mint? How? I have seen a silica pellet get lodged in a headphone jack and some really nasty pocket lint, but who makes a mint small enough to accidentally get in a 1/8" jack? Lol it was a typo. He meant lint. i have this happen often with my work phone’s charging port as it’s in my pocket all day and I’m walking around constantly. Nothing one of those dental toothpick/floss things can’t fix. I did it to the headphone jack of my old phone (since I don't listen to music on my phone, I was rarely using the jack). I used the head end of a pin. Pulled out more lint than most of those guys have in their belly buttons. actually, pins have saved headphone jacks on more than one occasion for me. I put my laptop down the wrong way one with headphones plugged in, and the jack got loose. I stuck a pin in there to stop it from moving/disconnecting and it hasn't given me any more trouble. |
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Post by whorediophile on Mar 5, 2018 1:15:08 GMT
I expect that thread won't last very long. Plenty of jokes from the other SHites about minty jack holes etc Thread has been cleaned up now, so it's even lamer. All Charlie Brown and no Pigpen. |
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Mar 5, 2018 11:02:01 GMT
Search for "bent cantilever" there sometime. 🤤
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Mar 6, 2018 1:42:21 GMT
Search for "bent cantilever" there sometime. 🤤 God, you'll punch yourself in the face if you do that. Those are brutal! |
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Mar 6, 2018 11:07:45 GMT
I was holding a yummy BB-Q sandwich on Wonder Bread and drinking a strawberry soda (the kind they drink) while cueing up my hot stamper copy of Huey Lewis' "Sports" when my wife jumped up on my Scout, bending my cantilever. I shouted NOOOOOOOOOOOOO and stuck a Xanax under her tongue. ![]()  |
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