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Post by Wanklein on Mar 16, 2018 18:07:22 GMT
Let's attempt a bit of creative writing SHite style
I'll start with a few words to get the fucker going:
STeVe was busy in the vaults of EMI...
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daved
Better than Steve
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Post by daved on Mar 16, 2018 18:28:26 GMT
Mopping up the vomit left from Liam Gallagher’s last visit
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Mar 16, 2018 19:31:51 GMT
When out of the corner of his eye, he spied a minty Cha Cha tape behind a desk
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 16, 2018 19:57:49 GMT
He knew he could swipe the tape and hide it under his oversized t-shirt.
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Post by screendump on Mar 16, 2018 20:13:21 GMT
As he was about to make a grab for it, Giles Martin came in with a naked Peter Mew blow-up doll with menacing Davy Jones tits
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Mar 16, 2018 20:30:51 GMT
The SLA proceeded to defile the horrid doll.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Mar 16, 2018 20:56:59 GMT
covered in Juice Newton's pubes
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Mar 16, 2018 21:03:08 GMT
A rack of Beatles master tapes then fell over, crushing STeVE's head, while the carton containing "Sgt. Pepper" fell only 1/2" away from his outstretched fingertips.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Mar 16, 2018 21:14:36 GMT
STeVe slipped into a state of unconsciousness in which he found himself revisting past fictional moments of his life around the rich and famous and began to recall that time he summered in the Hamptons with Don Henley...
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 16, 2018 21:25:46 GMT
He saw a beam of light before him, and out from it appeared John Oteri, his hand reaching out, and saying "we've been waiting for you."
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Mar 16, 2018 22:00:16 GMT
Steve said, "Neat! Is Kim Fowley there?"
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Mar 16, 2018 23:18:46 GMT
Oteri immediately started hurling things like Golf Balls,Dirty Diapers as well as Objects galore at STeVE's addled, enfeebled grey head.
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Post by audiopro on Mar 16, 2018 23:48:28 GMT
"You invented me!" Oteri shrieked, in a rage. "You invented all of us! Audiogirl, Claus - we're all YOU! You menopausal old liar!"
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Mar 17, 2018 0:13:13 GMT
Steve starts desperately going through his pockets. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY VICODIN?! MAKE THEM GO AWAY! MOMMY!"
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Flat Transfer
Terry Kath
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Post by Flat Transfer on Mar 17, 2018 0:53:38 GMT
At this point, the shape of a man entered the room. His face was glowing and he looked like Marshall. "My dear ol' Boss! He has come to save me once more!", STeVE cried. "Not this time, pal", said the man.
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