Felonious Spunk
Grant
Digitals downstairs to push the anal logs upstairs
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Apr 24, 2019 19:01:52 GMT
I heard Sir Macca had lice in his trousers.
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Post by Holly Diver on Apr 24, 2019 19:40:26 GMT
How do they do it?
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Apr 24, 2019 20:26:28 GMT
Oh that Arnold, always trying for laughs.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Apr 24, 2019 20:27:13 GMT
I heard Sir Macca had lice in his trousers. I think you’re getting confused with Heather Mills McCartney’s woodworm in hers (insert hat raising emoji here)
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Post by widemono on Apr 25, 2019 5:28:09 GMT
What, no "Carnival of Lice"?
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Post by mintyjackhole on Apr 25, 2019 11:55:34 GMT
Arnold Grove's "watch how a pro makes jokes" schtick infuriates me. There is no better set up for a bunch of dumb puns than "I am much much funnier than you." Hey Arnold, the average SHite's typos are funnier than you!
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banana
Olivia Newton-John
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Post by banana on Apr 25, 2019 22:43:37 GMT
Arnie's life - 16 hours a day, every day, year in year out, clogging up Beatles threads with witless remarks and tedious puns ad nauseam, whilst never actually having anything useful or interesting to contribute.
John Cooper Clarke put it best.......
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 25, 2019 23:21:45 GMT
Oh, I know! “Licey in the Lice with Lices!”
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Post by Brick Wall on Apr 25, 2019 23:54:26 GMT
Oh, come on. A Day in the Lice. All my Licing. I Want to Hold Your Lice A Hard Day's Lice Being For The Benefit Of Mr Lice! I Get By With a Little Help From My Lice Day Licer Strawberry Lice Forever Got to Get You Into My Lice Happiness is a Warm Louse I've Just Seen a Louse Komm Gib Mir Deine Lice Lucy in the Sky with Lice Norwegian Lice Penny Lice Polythene Lice Oh, jeebus, I have to stop this shit.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Apr 26, 2019 0:15:05 GMT
That's no flea circus, that's a Carnival of Lice! 😉
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on May 3, 2019 17:37:03 GMT
Will it contain the magic of unreleased McCartney music available nowhere else? I hope that it will contain the "magic" found in his suitcase from Tokyo, January 1980: Yeah, Paul thought it was funny too. Until he bent over for the soap at the communal jail bath... Maxwell's 'Silver Hammer' indeed. More like a stale sushi roll ... Touchè. Or should I say 'tushy'?
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Post by hoffa_nagila on May 3, 2019 18:43:48 GMT
Yikes
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Felonious Spunk
Grant
Digitals downstairs to push the anal logs upstairs
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Post by Felonious Spunk on May 3, 2019 19:14:06 GMT
Will it contain the magic of unreleased McCartney music available nowhere else? I hope that it will contain the "magic" found in his suitcase from Tokyo, January 1980: Yeah, Paul thought it was funny too. Until he bent over for the soap at the communal jail bath... Maxwell's 'Silver Hammer' indeed. More like a stale sushi roll ... Touchè. Or should I say 'tushy'? Something something tea.
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Post by Chicken in Black on May 4, 2019 11:45:21 GMT
He also failed to see that there were trousers in the suitcase.
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on May 4, 2019 18:35:50 GMT
Nothing funnier than anal rape, especially when it’s followed by a winky smile.
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