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Post by Boozin' Susan on Mar 3, 2020 18:42:51 GMT
Just when I think Ghostworld, Strat-Mangler, MYKE, or some other upstart might be on the verge of being recognized as king of the douchebags, STeVE offers proof that he will never relinquish his crown.
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 3, 2020 19:39:56 GMT
Just when I think Ghostworld, Strat-Mangler, MYKE, or some other upstart might be on the verge of being recognized as king of the douchebags, STeVE offers proof that he will never relinquish his crown. WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 3, 2020 21:24:38 GMT
My waitress was so overcome with emotion she actually had to sit down for a minute to gather herself. This is another Hoffman tall tale touchstone. Whether it's the secretary hyperventilating over George Harrison at the record company office or an otherwise jaded Hollywood waitress, there always has to be the detail about the starstruck, weak-kneed and weak-minded woman helplessly swooning whilst in the presence of *greatness*. Suave STeVE, however, maintains his cool and buddies up and bonds with the celebrity in question. heh.. women, right?
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Mar 3, 2020 22:22:41 GMT
My waitress was so overcome with emotion she actually had to sit down for a minute to gather herself. This is another Hoffman tall tale touchstone. Whether it's the secretary hyperventilating over George Harrison at the record company office or an otherwise jaded Hollywood waitress, there always has to be the detail about the starstruck, weak-kneed and weak-minded woman helplessly swooning whilst in the presence of *greatness*. Suave STeVE, however, maintains his cool and buddies up and bonds with the celebrity in question. If STeVE ever met a bonafide celebrity in real life, his reaction would be like this:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2020 22:32:31 GMT
Kind of a lame story, even if any part of it were true.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Mar 3, 2020 22:56:39 GMT
Kind of a lame story, even if any part of it were true. First thing I thought of.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2020 0:02:35 GMT
And the comments towards STeVe are great. “You have the best stories,” “Love your life and true stories,” and so on. I would screenshot and paste but I don’t know if people with their real names should have their idiocy on display for the world to see.
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Post by bradman on Mar 4, 2020 1:16:07 GMT
Good call.
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Post by hoofyflipflops on Mar 12, 2020 20:39:59 GMT
Not even worth stealing.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Mar 12, 2020 23:15:46 GMT
But I'm sure he did anyway.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Mar 12, 2020 23:40:31 GMT
Betcha it was more like this:
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Post by System Tweak on Mar 26, 2020 23:02:53 GMT
Now Brian Wilson himself is just taunting STeVE on Twitter:
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Mar 27, 2020 1:06:33 GMT
Does Brian Wilson know that Steve Hoffman once touched those? Brian sure is a lucky guy.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Mar 27, 2020 22:20:07 GMT
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Mar 27, 2020 22:42:28 GMT
I have not had lunch with Bob Weston, but I have seen him hanging out by the entrance of a hotel in Barcelona, smoking a massive fucking cigar and looking fucking cool.
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