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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Dec 30, 2017 1:00:52 GMT
So he retired at 54? And he's complaining?
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Post by daved on Dec 30, 2017 1:06:23 GMT
So he retired at 54? And he's complaining? He’s been living off some inheritance. So rather than , ya know, investing the money and continuing to work the lazy fat fucker “retired”.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Dec 30, 2017 1:09:08 GMT
Jesus. He is truly the manliest of all men.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Dec 30, 2017 1:44:22 GMT
At least MYKE is already rocking the (stereotypical) homeless look.
So, kudos to him for having that foresight.
[FWIW, I'm not trying to mock or demean homeless people, nor make light of their particular situations. MYKE is just such a contemptible POS, who has frequently cast aspersions on many undeserving people at SH.tv, that I cannot help feeling major Schadenfreude in his case.]
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Dec 30, 2017 2:03:01 GMT
Oh yeah, my soft pinko socialist heart bleeds for underdogs and outcasts on a pretty regular basis.
But if proven shitstain MYKE ends up living in a cardboard box under a bridge? Fuck him.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Dec 30, 2017 6:54:08 GMT
At least MYKE is already rocking the (stereotypical) homeless look. So, kudos to him for having that foresight. [FWIW, I'm not trying to mock or demean homeless people, nor make light of their particular situations. MYKE is just such a contemptible POS, who has frequently cast aspersions on many undeserving people at SH.tv, that I cannot help feeling major Schadenfreude in his case.] Yes- in this case Myke deserves all the schadenfruede that can be thrown at him, and then some.
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Post by blahdiofile on Dec 30, 2017 7:25:56 GMT
I know so many people of that fucking generation that preached about bootstraps and responsibilities to us GenX slacker asses (and still do) and now are on a serious downward slope of self-created financial hardship. Well fuck him. I've squirreled money away for months so I could buy a few records today...after putting money in my 401k. Pure sound forever, but not if I have to eat dog food when I'm old. So much of this boomer self-made man image these guys project is bullshit.
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Post by Brick Wall on Dec 30, 2017 13:45:58 GMT
If MYKE's new little cardboard abode were in flames, I wouldn't stop to piss on it to put out the fire. Questions?
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Post by thisonehurts on Dec 30, 2017 15:45:16 GMT
Poor MYKE. And now that he's retired, he can no longer consider doing a bit of *ahem* "creative" bookkeeping as he did a few years ago whilst still employed by the U.S. Gummint. For those of us who missed this at the time, can you illuminate?
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Post by antiram on Dec 30, 2017 17:46:57 GMT
Heheheh...
Well, he still has four months left to type in all his rekkids at Discogs before he gets kicked out. He may want to finish that job, so that documentation of his important collection exists for scholars after it is sold off for pennies to pay the rent.
However, I am sure he is just being a melodramatic drama queen. He can afford the rent. He just don't want to have to stop buying box sets. Life is fucking hard sometimes.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Dec 30, 2017 21:54:41 GMT
Looks like MYKE needs to come out of retirement (at 59!!) and do some work to earn a salary and pay his rent, umm, like just about everyone else!
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Dec 30, 2017 23:00:46 GMT
Did you know MYKE is retired?
Well, he is.
R-E-T-I-R-E-D.
Did you catch that?
ARE-EEE-TEE-AYE-ARE-EEE-DEE.
Come on! Get with the program!
MYKE is only 59 and retired! Are you?
MYKE doesn't have to work. He is RETIRED!
How do I know? Because MYKE constantly reminds everyone he's retired.
MYKE mentions his retirement more often than STeVE name drops his own material wealth.
Retired.
(However, in MYKE's case, he really needs to swap the I for an A, and add a second D.)
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Post by daved on Dec 31, 2017 10:45:00 GMT
Did you know MYKE is retired? Well, he is. R-E-T-I-R-E-D. Did you catch that? ARE-EEE-TEE-AYE-ARE-EEE-DEE. Come on! Get with the program! MYKE is only 59 and retired! Are you? MYKE doesn't have to work. He is RETIRED! How do I know? Because MYKE constantly reminds everyone he's retired. MYKE mentions his retirement more often than STeVE name drops his own material wealth. Retired. (However, in MYKE's case, he really needs to swap the I for an A, and add a second D.) I’m pretty sure there are people on here with secure personal finances and nice houses and good investments. Yet for as big a group of assholes as we are supposed to be I’ve never seen anyone flaunt it. I’d love to brag about shit just to put this hillbilly in his place but it’s not my style. I’m just thankful. so MYKE, fuck you. Fuck your box sets, and fuck your subsidized Netflix account.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Dec 31, 2017 18:08:27 GMT
Did you know MYKE is retired? Well, he is. R-E-T-I-R-E-D. Did you catch that? ARE-EEE-TEE-AYE-ARE-EEE-DEE. Come on! Get with the program! MYKE is only 59 and retired! Are you? MYKE doesn't have to work. He is RETIRED! How do I know? Because MYKE constantly reminds everyone he's retired. MYKE mentions his retirement more often than STeVE name drops his own material wealth. Retired. (However, in MYKE's case, he really needs to swap the I for an A, and add a second D.) I’m pretty sure there are people on here with secure personal finances and nice houses and good investments. Yet for as big a group of assholes as we are supposed to be I’ve never seen anyone flaunt it. I’d love to brag about shit just to put this hillbilly in his place but it’s not my style. I’m just thankful. so MYKE, fuck you. Fuck your box sets, and fuck your subsidized Netflix account. Maybe this is obvious, but the people who brag apropos of nothing are usually trying to convince themselves of whatever it is. "I retired young and am living my best life, right?""look at my listening room, it's so cool, right?"
"I'm an awesome remasterbater, right?"
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Post by Brick Wall on Dec 31, 2017 21:00:15 GMT
Poor MYKE. And now that he's retired, he can no longer consider doing a bit of *ahem* "creative" bookkeeping as he did a few years ago whilst still employed by the U.S. Gummint. For those of us who missed this at the time, can you illuminate? Sure. In order to understand that, you have to understand the way the tard entered Hoofman's House of Mirrors back in 2010. All wide-eyed and frisky like a puppy in a new home. Poating in nearly every thread. Sucking everybody's dick because he hadn't figured out yet whose dicks were the ones he thought needed sucking. And anytime anyone recommended the ultimate mastering of any title, he would take note to buy a copy. UDII once had a sig here of a MYKE quote: Sssshhh. Dave's talking. Which the fucktard actually wrote in a thread at Huffy's toilet bowl, in which the Night Goof was again pontificating about some Jap CeeDee (which shared the identical mastering as the common domestic one but sounded much better). Which, of course meant, that MYKE was buying all sorts of CeeDees - especially the Japanese kind Dave and others were shoving down his throat. Black triangles galore and I don't remember how much some sly fox charged him for the (in)famous two track of Wish You Were Here. So MYKE is racking up a shitload of new CeeDees. But down the road a bit he begins to realize what his new little hobby is costing him. He is not spending just his disposable income to score all this new shit. And being the stupid tard he is, he started poating publicly about how he was beginning to experience financial problems - that is, in meeting his financial obligations. And the pinnacle of this was the poat in which he publicly contemplated doing a bit of creative bookkeeping, as he was employed by the Government in just such a position at the time. Whether he eventually did or not, I have no idea. But the fact that he would even consider the act - and publicly to boot - showed just how deep the hole was he had dug himself into. Quite a jewel, our MYKE.
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