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Post by thisonehurts on Jan 1, 2018 14:29:54 GMT
For those of us who missed this at the time, can you illuminate? Sure. In order to understand that, you have to understand the way the tard entered Hoofman's House of Mirrors back in 2010. All wide-eyed and frisky like a puppy in a new home. Poating in nearly every thread. Sucking everybody's dick because he hadn't figured out yet whose dicks were the ones he thought needed sucking. And anytime anyone recommended the ultimate mastering of any title, he would take note to buy a copy. UDII once had a sig here of a MYKE quote: Sssshhh. Dave's talking. Which the fucktard actually wrote in a thread at Huffy's toilet bowl, in which the Night Goof was again pontificating about some Jap CeeDee (which shared the identical mastering as the common domestic one but sounded much better). Which, of course meant, that MYKE was buying all sorts of CeeDees - especially the Japanese kind Dave and others were shoving down his throat. Black triangles galore and I don't remember how much some sly fox charged him for the (in)famous two track of Wish You Were Here. So MYKE is racking up a shitload of new CeeDees. But down the road a bit he begins to realize what his new little hobby is costing him. He is not spending just his disposable income to score all this new shit. And being the stupid tard he is, he started poating publicly about how he was beginning to experience financial problems - that is, in meeting his financial obligations. And the pinnacle of this was the poat in which he publicly contemplated doing a bit of creative bookkeeping, as he was employed by the Government in just such a position at the time. Whether he eventually did or not, I have no idea. But the fact that he would even consider the act - and publicly to boot - showed just how deep the hole was he had dug himself into. Quite a jewel, our MYKE. That does fill in a few gaps, thanks. MYKE's journey from gullible newbie to swaggering blowhard has been an odyssey indeed. Wow!
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 4, 2018 16:10:58 GMT
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 4, 2018 16:54:28 GMT
Loud and proud!
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Post by thisonehurts on Jan 4, 2018 17:25:58 GMT
This one is just downright weird. Why mention his son's age? Why mention him at all? Where the fuck is he going with this?
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jan 5, 2018 3:29:06 GMT
Why to show that he raised his boy up right, of course! Look at that spring chicken of 33 parroting the wise words of a 59 year old mooch' opinions on pop culture! Makes me all proud and stuff. Maybe it has to do in part with my own life experiences, but I find it weird when a grown man is too close to his father. The way MYKE talks about his son is the same way a parent talks about a small child. It's a weird environment for a man to want to remain in. My father still doesn't seem to understand that I'm an adult, and that's why I don't even return his calls half the time anymore. There is something to that whole "kill the father" Freudian/Oedipal thing. Not literally, of course. But "killing" the relationship. A healthy relationship between a dad and adult son should not even bear a resemblance to that of a boy and his dad. Reminds me of a man I worked with. Lonely old guy, kinda sad. He lived with his adult son, who is a cop. Now, in my mind, I couldn't help but picture the son as being a strong, tough guy. The father didn't look like someone you would want to fuck with, as least back in his prime. When I met the son, I couldn't tell if he was 30 or 12. I almost laughed. There was some important part of growing up that never took place.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 5, 2018 3:34:50 GMT
And that 33 year old still lives with his dad Myke.
And that's supposed to be a good thing.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 5, 2018 18:10:14 GMT
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 5, 2018 18:18:31 GMT
I love the title of this thread, makes me laugh everytime I see it. MYKE is an absolute cunt but gives so much good content here. I wonder if his son will join the forum under the name MyKE? #proud
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 5, 2018 23:35:12 GMT
Did he not already join under the name "Papa MYKE's precious little DYKE"?
If he didn't, that's one hell of a missed opportunity.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Jan 6, 2018 9:22:59 GMT
He was CHRYS. He only posted at SH.tv during the time MYKE was on suspension.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 6, 2018 9:43:42 GMT
He was CHRYS. He only posted at SH.tv during the time MYKE was on suspension. MYKE actually got suspended at one point? How did he manage that? He's always been such a nasty prick, how did any one thing stand out as being particularly rude?
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Post by thisonehurts on Jan 6, 2018 10:35:18 GMT
He was CHRYS. He only posted at SH.tv during the time MYKE was on suspension. MYKE actually got suspended at one point? How did he manage that? It was in the 'Which is better, Side One of NUTHIN' FANCY or Side Two?' thread. I've never seen a human being so enraged.
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Post by Flat Transfer on Jan 6, 2018 11:06:57 GMT
It was in the 'Which is better, Side One of NUTHIN' FANCY or Side Two?' thread. I've never seen a human being so enraged. LYKE!
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 6, 2018 12:45:39 GMT
MYKE actually got suspended at one point? How did he manage that? It was in the 'Which is better, Side One of NUTHIN' FANCY or Side Two?' thread. I've never seen a human being so enraged. Must have been some thread. There's no sign of it anymore over there. Do you know what set him off? (Not knowing Lynyrd Skynyrd at all (except that they seem to be the band of choice for Confederate-flag-waving rednecks), why doesn't it surprise me MYKE is a fan?)
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Post by thisonehurts on Jan 6, 2018 14:57:33 GMT
Sorry, I wasn't being serious. I don't actually remember MYKE ever being banned at any point. Firstly, I would have thought his obsequiousness to Hoffman made him untouchable. And secondly, if you ban a proud man like MYKE, who's proud to remind us that's he so full of pride and (proudly so), there's a big chance he might take offence and not return, in which case you'd lose his $$$$ at fund-raising time.
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