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Post by thisonehurts on Aug 15, 2018 20:04:57 GMT
Christ, that's abysmal.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Aug 15, 2018 21:16:47 GMT
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Post by bradman on Aug 15, 2018 23:10:11 GMT
That is the track that will conquer the remote corners of the Deep South.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Aug 15, 2018 23:23:10 GMT
Indeed. It's so utterly generic and soulless, it's fucking embarrassing. It sounds like a joke you've heard a thousand times before. Now watch the shites defend it, calling it "innovative" and how "Sir Paul is at the forefront of contemporary pop, still so relevant".
Fuck me...
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Post by bradman on Aug 16, 2018 0:45:46 GMT
It literally sounds phoned in. Like he called the studio and cut vocals over a generic track, using his iphone.
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Post by daved on Aug 16, 2018 1:01:11 GMT
And I’m not just being SCish ...... it’s awful. The other two tracks aren’t bad. This is brutal.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Aug 16, 2018 1:16:02 GMT
And I’m not just being SCish ...... it’s awful. The other two tracks aren’t bad. This is brutal.
I think the quality of music, like any other form of creative expression, is entirely subjective.
But that shit is objectively garbage. It just is.
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Post by daved on Aug 16, 2018 1:31:26 GMT
Indeed. It's so utterly generic and soulless, it's fucking embarrassing. It sounds like a joke you've heard a thousand times before. Now watch the shites defend it, calling it "innovative" and how "Sir Paul is at the forefront of contemporary pop, still so relevant".
Fuck me...
Close. Some of them are saying it’ll be a hit. wow, they are so out of touch.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Aug 16, 2018 1:48:45 GMT
Indeed. It's so utterly generic and soulless, it's fucking embarrassing. It sounds like a joke you've heard a thousand times before. Now watch the shites defend it, calling it "innovative" and how "Sir Paul is at the forefront of contemporary pop, still so relevant".
Fuck me...
Close. Some of them are saying it’ll be a hit. wow, they are so out of touch.
It's almost like they've been living in a musical bubble since 1976 or something. But that couldn't actually be the case, right? I mean, who does that?
Oh, wait... Shit...
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Post by amygrant on Aug 16, 2018 1:52:08 GMT
What int he actual fuck did I just listen to?
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Aug 16, 2018 2:15:06 GMT
What int he actual fuck did I just listen to?
The harbinger of the end-time.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Aug 16, 2018 2:19:16 GMT
It literally sounds phoned in. Like he called the studio and cut vocals over a generic track, using his iphone. Funny you said iPhone because my though was it sounds like an iPhone commercial.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Aug 16, 2018 2:24:18 GMT
It literally sounds phoned in. Like he called the studio and cut vocals over a generic track, using his iphone. Funny you said iPhone because my though was it sounds like an iPhone commercial.
Nailed it. A commercial is exactly what it sounds like. But I'm thinking it's something even lamer than an iPhone.
A Hyundai diesel hatchback perhaps? "Hey soccermoms; it's got cupholders and room for 2.3 kids! And it's totes eco friendly! Apart from the oil burning!"...
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Post by Aural Relations on Aug 16, 2018 4:54:11 GMT
That dreck puts me in the uncomfortable position of agreeing with Jeatletits.
The song sounds like the faux-uplifting shit that's ubiquitous in contemporary trash TV. For example, I can imagine it playing in the background as they crown the winner of the Biggest Loser.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Aug 16, 2018 5:12:37 GMT
Shit. Jeatleballs is making some sort of sense. Kill me now.
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