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Post by Soul Pinata on Jul 30, 2018 16:00:27 GMT
That's pretty close to a perfect DeVoe post, but unfortunately he forgot to mention his friends in Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band. And sno cones.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jul 30, 2018 22:04:32 GMT
It's Kate Bush's birthday. She's bound to be spending it reading SHtv. The score for anyone playing DeVoe bingo: Mention of Kate Bush -- 1 pt Mention of Todd Rundgren -- 1pt Mention of DeVoe's wife -- 2 pt Mention of DeVoe's video-making 'hobby' - 1pt Mention of Devoe's obsession with filming children -- 0pt If you’re going to make a fan video for any Kate Bush album tracks, who on earth would choose Infant Kiss? That’s pretty suspect.
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Post by gobshite on Jul 30, 2018 22:14:53 GMT
If you’re going to make a fan video for any Kate Bush album tracks, who on earth would choose Infant Kiss? That’s pretty suspect. If I had the skillz I'd make The Man With the Child in His Eyes, featuring FBGCCDV.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2018 22:47:35 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2018 0:27:50 GMT
Let's see. Figure an average of 2 hours per flick, including previews, etc.; multiply by 250. That works out to 500 hours, or the equivalent of just under three entire weeks that she successfully avoided spending any time with Chris at home (or at the School of Rock). Now that the easy avoidance option is gone, how long until she consults a divorce attorney, I wonder? And she’s the one he bragged about banging in the butt? I saw her picture on her Twitter. All I can imagine is her nether regions smelling like wet burnt matches and tonsil stones.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2018 15:24:33 GMT
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Post by gobshite on Jul 31, 2018 15:58:06 GMT
No wonder Vickie goes to 500 flicks a year.
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Post by graucho on Jul 31, 2018 16:16:46 GMT
he poated that within a short time interval of this one link
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Post by Soul Pinata on Jul 31, 2018 16:19:56 GMT
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Post by Aural Relations on Jul 31, 2018 19:24:38 GMT
Imagine Chris' reaction when he finds out his fat wife's been buying the $10 cinema Pepsi all along.
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Post by bradman on Jul 31, 2018 20:23:17 GMT
I honestly didn't know there were as many as 475 movies made in a year.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Aug 3, 2018 17:17:38 GMT
I honestly didn't know there were as many as 475 movies made in a year. Exactly, what the fuck is she watching? Besides her hubby’s face in a mirror thrusting and calling her Kate while she imagines she’s on her knees in a movie theatre looking for loose change under the seats?
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Post by jeatletoes on Aug 3, 2018 22:54:09 GMT
Could be worse. How about a Father Time cover of "Wuthering Heights"?
Would that make it to #29 on Billboard today?
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Post by jeatletoes on Aug 3, 2018 22:55:39 GMT
I honestly didn't know there were as many as 475 movies made in a year. Exactly, what the fuck is she watching? Besides her hubby’s face in a mirror thrusting and calling her Kate while she imagines she’s on her knees in a movie theatre looking for loose change under the seats?
Where's the LIKE button in this goddamn place? You made me exhale my drink from my nose.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Aug 4, 2018 6:27:57 GMT
Exactly, what the fuck is she watching? Besides her hubby’s face in a mirror thrusting and calling her Kate while she imagines she’s on her knees in a movie theatre looking for loose change under the seats?
Where's the LIKE button in this goddamn place? You made me exhale my drink from my nose.
You have to donate in order to activate the LYKE button.
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