daved
Better than Steve
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Post by daved on Aug 2, 2019 14:40:07 GMT
Sadly he is still alive.
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Post by jeatletoes on Aug 2, 2019 21:14:47 GMT
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Aug 2, 2019 22:17:03 GMT
At Jeatleboe family functions, his overalls are always the source of much madcap merriment.
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Aug 2, 2019 22:42:34 GMT
But... but... he seems to be really, really sick. Not just mentally anymore, but he's so glossy and past-faced and bloated that there's something more than mere obesity going on. I mean he could be really really sick. I know his unwatchable Youtube vids reveal him to be a miserable, self-centred, misogynist, stone-hearted bastard who belittles and sneers at others. And that he's been instrumental in ruining SH.tv as the very personification of Beatardness. And he perfectly represents the mirthless, uncharitable hoarding fuckwit who has made rekkid collecting the debased Pavlovian reflex that it now is. But that doesn't make it okay for us to attack him, does it? No matter how many times he demeans that homeless guy, or takes advantage of the basic decency of the rekkid store owner, or demonstrates a total lack of appreciation for his long-suffering girlfriend. Assuming she exists, of course. Hmm... Oh, fuck; I'm such a sentimental asshole. Carry on, guys.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Aug 3, 2019 1:57:40 GMT
Well, when you put it that way...
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Aug 3, 2019 2:34:28 GMT
But... but... he seems to be really, really sick. Not just mentally anymore, but he's so glossy and past-faced and bloated that there's something more than mere obesity going on. I mean he could be really really sick. I know his unwatchable Youtube vids reveal him to be a miserable, self-centred, misogynist, stone-hearted bastard who belittles and sneers at others. And that he's been instrumental in ruining SH.tv as the very personification of Beatardness. And he perfectly represents the mirthless, uncharitable hoarding fuckwit who has made rekkid collecting the debased Pavlovian reflex that it now is. But that doesn't make it okay for us to attack him, does it? No matter how many times he demeans that homeless guy, or takes advantage of the basic decency of the rekkid store owner, or demonstrates a total lack of appreciation for his long-suffering girlfriend. Assuming she exists, of course. Hmm... Oh, fuck; I'm such a sentimental asshole. Carry on, guys. I’ve stopped watching all Jeatleboe videos because everything you wrote about him is correct (so I cannot judge his general health). Me making fun of him has solely to do with him being such a detestable piece of shit. But, if he is sick, then about all I can muster to say is “karma’s a bitch”...
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Post by Aural Relations on Aug 3, 2019 15:12:20 GMT
Well my ears are burning...
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Aug 3, 2019 16:14:56 GMT
Yeah, fuck that guy.
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Aug 4, 2019 2:59:27 GMT
I wish I'd seen the old site; sounds like a lot of great stuff was lost.
Anyway, since he'd be easy to outrun I can't imagine beatlejoe being much of a physical threat...
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Post by mintyjackhole on Aug 4, 2019 3:10:37 GMT
Jeats has the self-awareness one would expect from him in the trolls video. Focus on the positive, don't talk shit about others... Good advice Jeats. Now go rage binge on some fries you hypocritical dingus.
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Post by jeatletoes on Aug 4, 2019 18:04:54 GMT
I watched it. "Thick skin". Yeah sure, you have that -- I remember you on SHTV in your early iteration and how you didn't follow your own advise back then.
The pot calling the kettle black is you, buddy.
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Post by gobshite on Aug 4, 2019 18:08:13 GMT
His skin is very thick, though -- a few inches thicker than mine it appears.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Aug 5, 2019 23:23:58 GMT
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Aug 5, 2019 23:30:07 GMT
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Aug 6, 2019 3:00:17 GMT
Is that the difference between a regular monk and a Beatard monk? Regular monks have beer and aren't allowed to talk and Beatard monks eat lard and never shut up?
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