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Post by antiram on Jan 26, 2018 19:37:38 GMT
jeatleboe, whose live chats have been getting trolled lately (last night he got really upset when someone asked him "how is the diet going?" and brought out the banhammer), steps outside the Beatles box and offers a deep analysis of "Ode to Billie Joe"
It is a song that reduces him to tears he says, and he gets choked up just describing the lyrics. It is his nomination for "most emotional song ever"
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 26, 2018 21:25:52 GMT
Wtf? Does he actually think people care about that shit and his jeetleplaining of it??
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 26, 2018 21:37:29 GMT
These regular trips into the Jeatleabode are fascinating.
But, it's not Jeats' mellifluous way with words that grabs my attention (due to the fact he has blocked embedded video, and that I can't often be bothered to head to YouTube to watch him pontificate).
Instead, I prefer trying to gain an understanding of the forces that molded Joe into the mayonnaise-swilling, morbidly-obese object of our fascination by observing the details in the YouTube thumbnails.
Today, I'm especially taken with the objects d'fart that are displayed atop the CD rack in the background.
Let's see... well, there looks to be a mini shrine to Planet of the Apes up there. And is that a Moe Howard doll? (Which leads to the question as to where he has Larry and Curly displayed?)
Looks like some old monster movie toys, and is that thing next to Jeats' own head a Leonard Nimoy death mask?
But the most-interesting item has to be that horrific bust that is just to the right of the Westword poster.
Is it a high-school art project? Or perhaps a re-purposed Barbie makeup head? And who is supposed to be? John Lennon? Maybe the alien from John Carpenter's The Thing in mid-transformation? (Your guess is a good as mine.)
Finally, it appears that Jeatleboe is getting ready for more Beatle-video reenactments, as his Sgt.Pepper-era Lennon 'stache looks to be coming in nicely.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 26, 2018 21:52:53 GMT
These regular trips into the Jeatleabode are fascinating. But, it's not Jeats' mellifluous way with words that grabs my attention (due to the fact he has blocked embedded video, and that I can't often be bothered to head to YouTube to watch him pontificate). Instead, I prefer trying to gain an understanding of the forces that molded Joe into the mayonnaise-swilling, morbidly-obese object of our fascination by observing the details in the YouTube thumbnails. Today, I'm especially taken with the objects d'fart that are displayed atop the CD rack in the background. Let's see... well, there looks to be a mini shrine to Planet of the Apes up there. And is that a Moe Howard doll? (Which leads to the question as to where he has Larry and Curly displayed?) Looks like some old monster movie toys, and is that thing next to Jeats' own head a Leonard Nimoy death mask? But the most-interesting item has to be that horrific bust that is just to the right of the Westword poster. Is it a high-school art project? Or perhaps a re-purposed Barbie makeup head? And who is supposed to be? John Lennon? Maybe the alien from John Carpenter's The Thing in mid-transformation? (Your guess is a good as mine.) Finally, it appears that Jeatleboe is getting ready for more Beatle-video reenactments, as his Sgt.Pepper-era Lennon 'stache looks to be coming in nicely. I imagine that Ringo as Village People traffic cop has had to be wiped down more than once, after he lets out his Jeatlecry “Ringo, you beatleful bastard uuurggh” and urges his toxic jeatlejuice to “explode” aka splutter, onto the groin area of the cardboard cut out stand (THAT WAS NEVER INTENDED TO BE DISPLAYED IN A MIDDEL-AGED MAN’S BEDROOM BY ANYONE FROM RINGO TO HIS MANAGER TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO THE MARKETING EXECUTIVE TO THE FUCKING PRINT ASSISTANT!!!)
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Post by jeatletoes on Jan 26, 2018 23:34:47 GMT
I got so excited with that Bobby Gentry album that I ate it.
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Post by antiram on Jan 26, 2018 23:43:56 GMT
After Joe's tender remembrance of "Ode to Billie Joe", he felt hungry...
Unfortunately his breakfast has ruined his whole fucking day. He is irate because:
1. Someone parked next to him in the parking lot, after he purposely chose an empty corner. They parked so close to his car that if they open the door, it will almost touch his car.
2. Someone was seated at the next booth facing him, which made him crazy.
3. Another customer, who has nothing to do with him, had to send back his eggs because they were overcooked.
4. They only served him his pancackes with a cup of syrup on the side; he wanted the whole bottle (he does acknowledge his diet at the start of the video, and says he has "all year" to worry about it.)
5. His pancakes broke apart when he kept stabbing them with his fork.
6. The pancakes had no flavor.
He says, without irony, that the whole world is going crazy and he wants off... (Just keep ordering extra syrup, Joe. It'll happen sooner than you think...)
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 27, 2018 0:14:42 GMT
Ok, someone commented on that bullshit to put him straight.
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 27, 2018 8:57:40 GMT
Today, I'm especially taken with the objects d'fart that are displayed atop the CD rack in the background. I'm also taken by the collection of crap objects. It's not just blubbery Jeatleboe - all the SHites seem to love shite figurines, tacky tourist ornaments and low grade ephemera from 20C popular culture. Shit in the far right corner Japanese Bint in Glass Cage Fucking Hell Beatles Yeah
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 27, 2018 9:27:20 GMT
A few more Horses Lost for words on this one This is DeVo's collection - a few bits of nonsense but look at all those dodgy videos. Probably home movies of pillow wife taking it up the shitter
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Post by daved on Jan 27, 2018 10:52:56 GMT
So the same people who complain about cell phones at concerts spend their every breathing second recording innocent people at diners minding their own business and posting it for other twats to laugh at.
And from what I can tell, isn’t he driving some piece of shit base model American car? It’s not like it’s a fucking Acura TSX.
I HOPE YOU CATCH YOUR OWN HEART ATTACK LIVE ON CAMERA YOU FAT FUCK!
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 27, 2018 12:33:02 GMT
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Jan 27, 2018 13:24:02 GMT
This is DeVo's collection - a few bits of nonsense but look at all those dodgy videos. Probably home movies of pillow wife taking it up the shitter Jesus, look at all those homemade videos from the women's room at School of Rock. I bet he's got Larry Nassar on speed dial.
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 27, 2018 14:47:33 GMT
What’s with the cardboard cut outs too? Why has he got a Rod Stewart piece of cardboard? Does he ever have people visit? Do they ever leave?
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 27, 2018 15:09:25 GMT
Also if you look at that Rod picture the carpet goes up the fucking wall.
I wonder if he has carpeted the ceiling
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Post by aaa-appreciator on Jan 27, 2018 15:35:56 GMT
Also if you look at that Rod picture the carpet goes up the fucking wall. I wonder if he has carpeted the ceiling What. The. Actual. Fuck? I hadn’t noticed that. I’m confident in saying that that room must fucking stink. I bet it’s something to do with acoustics and softening the mid-range while sitting on an innertube and pouring wood glue over his vinyl. I also bet he has a cat.
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