AKA
Terry Kath
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Post by AKA on Jun 12, 2018 18:35:00 GMT
I guess “sarcastic” and “opinionated” weren’t in the mail-order bride catalog. The newest is the Allstate Insurance commercial with the busted water pipe and the husband and wife are looking up at it. The husband says it's just a busted water pipe, I can fix it! The wife does this sarcastic laugh and looks at him and says, No! I'm so grateful that I am not married to a woman like that and a bell goes off: Don't ever use Allstate for anything! |
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jun 12, 2018 20:31:13 GMT
I guess “sarcastic” and “opinionated” weren’t in the mail-order bride catalog. The newest is the Allstate Insurance commercial with the busted water pipe and the husband and wife are looking up at it. The husband says it's just a busted water pipe, I can fix it! The wife does this sarcastic laugh and looks at him and says, No! I'm so grateful that I am not married to a woman like that and a bell goes off: Don't ever use Allstate for anything!Great, Allstate is promoting their beta-cuck agenda. "You can't fix it, weak little husband. Call Allstate, we will come fix your pipes and fuck your wife while you watch." Sad! This is the future that the liberals want. They want to emasculate the Man as much as possible. Even take his gun away! They would chop off his cock if they could, believe me! I won't be using Allstate ever again. Let's not mince words: they are UnAmerican. |
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Post by Soul Pinata on Jun 12, 2018 20:34:03 GMT
QuestionMark? is a lunatic. Always crying about liberal bias and how his conservative views are being attacked.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jun 12, 2018 20:52:22 GMT
"Waaahhh! The white Alt-Right christian man is oppressed! Waaahhh!!!"
Cry me a river. These shitstains need to fucking grow a pair.
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Post by thisonehurts on Jun 12, 2018 21:04:01 GMT
If only QuestionMark?'s mother had reacted with a sarcastic laugh when his father suggested a fuck that night.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jun 13, 2018 0:38:50 GMT
No waifu, no laifu.
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Post by aggressivebeta on Jun 25, 2018 16:34:54 GMT
"You can't fix it, weak little husband. Call Allstate, we will come fix your pipes and fuck your wife while you watch." That’s exactly why those commercials are brilliant. SHites have no sense of humor. Pro tip: being able to fix shit around the house is not going to make your wife respect you or want to bang you |
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