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Post by Brick Wall on Jul 17, 2018 19:14:50 GMT
...and I asked Steve Hoffman if I could stop by Stephen Marsh's mastering room, which was right down the street from our hotel (Lowe's of Hollywood). Sadly, Steve cancelled on me last minute, which was a huge disappointment as I was so excited to take in a few hours of watching the man at work. Maybe next time my wife and I head out to Sonoma wine country, I'll ask Rob LoVarde if I can drop by Mobile Fidelity and look over his shoulder for an hour? Cancelled at the last minute eh? Aw, shucks. That's too bad. But, of course STEVE cancelled, douche nozzle. You see, STEVE couldn't have you there, bucko. Impossible. No way, dude. You'd have seen Daddy work his "magic" off a fucking DAT tape or a CeeDee-R dub instead of "From The Original Master Tapes". By the way, ever notice how that claim quietly disappeared? The five words that the shit bag basically based his whole fucking "career" on? Whoosh. Gone. Did you notice that, dipshit? Right. I'm sure you did. As to next time. I'll go a decent over/under on the boys from MoFi. They have nothing to hide. Actually, they even tell you upfront if they harbor any doubt as to the source they were given or used for their title. Instead of Original Master Recording, the strip up top reads Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab. How's that for truth in advertising, eh? And it's LoVerde. Fucking moron.
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Post by aggressivebeta on Jul 18, 2018 0:37:09 GMT
Maybe next time my wife and I head out to Sonoma wine country, I'll ask Rob LoVarde if I can drop by Mobile Fidelity and look over his shoulder for an hour? Yeah you might have to ask him that in person because you sure as shit aren't going to be asking him through the Hoffman forums
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Post by aggressivebeta on Jul 18, 2018 0:40:43 GMT
By the way, ever notice how that claim quietly disappeared? The five words that the shit bag basically based his whole fucking "career" on? Whoosh. Gone. Did you notice that, dipshit? Right. I'm sure you did. As to next time. I'll go a decent over/under on the boys from MoFi. They have nothing to hide. Actually, they even tell you upfront if they harbor any doubt as to the source they were given or used for their title. Instead of Original Master Recording, the strip up top reads Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab. How's that for truth in advertising, eh? And it's LoVerde. Fucking moron. AF was clever about it when they did use that phrase. When they remastered Hell Bent for Leather, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did use the original master tape. What they didn't tell you is that the Hell Bent for Leather "original master" is a 2nd gen tape copy made from the first gen Killing Machine UK master tape. Sleezy bastards.
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Post by UDII on Jul 18, 2018 3:15:17 GMT
Cancelled at the last minute eh? Aw, shucks. That's too bad. But, of course STEVE cancelled, douche nozzle. You see, STEVE couldn't have you there, bucko. Impossible. No way, dude. You'd have seen Daddy work his "magic" off a fucking DAT tape or a CeeDee-R dub instead of "From The Original Master Tapes". By the way, ever notice how that claim quietly disappeared? The five words that the shit bag basically based his whole fucking "career" on? Whoosh. Gone. Did you notice that, dipshit? Right. I'm sure you did. As to next time. I'll go a decent over/under on the boys from MoFi. They have nothing to hide. Actually, they even tell you upfront if they harbor any doubt as to the source they were given or used for their title. Instead of Original Master Recording, the strip up top reads Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab. How's that for truth in advertising, eh? And it's LoVerde. Fucking moron. You would see fuck all going on because Daddy is no longer gainfully employed.
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Post by thepeopleschord on Jul 18, 2018 5:27:11 GMT
Next time he heads out to trust fund country, he should ask Steve if he can drop by Casa Hoffman and look over his shoulder and watch him reopen old threads.
Of course he'll have to buy Steve lunch first. And donate to the forum. And clean the windows.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 7, 2020 2:12:57 GMT
It's a travesty...a Goddamn crying shame, that this thread isn't front and center. Three different times, from the other room, I heard my girlfriend yell "What the HELL is so funny??!?". This thread could cure clinical depression. Extra kudos to whoever had the post about Myke and Trgan figuring out what their penises and buttholes were for. Much needed after a rough day at work.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Jan 7, 2020 2:18:21 GMT
I wonder if STeVE will have a tip jar out for his fund raising? Maybe he can have a booth and sell stories in exchange for a donation? “Want to hear about me getting fingered in the butt by Olivia Newton John while eating out LeeAnn Rimes? That will be a $10 donation to keep my website going. For $25 I will include a dvd mastered by Vidiot and reviewed by Oatsdead that Chris DeVoe shot. It has a bonus scene of Myke and Grant discovering what their penis and butts are for for the first time.” Aquaholic...you fucking genius, you.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Jan 7, 2020 7:27:56 GMT
I might feel a tad more sympathy for Bob if the cunt was literate. “Sudo” was my favourite part.
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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 7, 2020 10:44:29 GMT
Pseu...pseu...pseudio.
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Post by braindead on Jan 7, 2020 13:41:29 GMT
Warren Jarrett WRITES: “You may have seen me at audio shows, heard my demonstrations for Music First Audio, Audio Note (UK), and Voss Audio. And, you may have read my bullshit posts on Steve Hoffman's website. I have loved music and audio equipment since the early 1980s, and finally ripped off some brands of equipment that can match a concert experience in a home environment. There will HUGE amounts of bullshit to swallow”
A UNIQUE Raffle where every attendee has the same odds to WIN! The RAFFLE prizes from Audio Note are: AN-R- ZERO/II Tube Phono Preamp - Retail $1950.00 Pair AN-LEXUS Stereo Interconnect Cables - Retail $230.00 >>>>>Bring an audiophile accessory, LP or CD in trade for one ticket per person.<<<<<
Food to be catered by Warren Jarrett. THANK YOU WARREN!
*****Guest Speaker will be STEVE HOFFMAN – Award-winning Recording, Mastering and Restoration Engineer??? – Has "borrowed",compiled, mastered and released over 1,000 record albums and compact discs to critical acclaim from a bunch of retarded chimps in the Congo.
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Post by mudflapslim on Jan 7, 2020 14:54:24 GMT
Warren Jarrett WRITES: “You may have seen me at audio shows, heard my demonstrations for Music First Audio, Audio Note (UK), and Voss Audio. And, you may have read my bullshit posts on Steve Hoffman's website. I have loved music and audio equipment since the early 1980s, and finally ripped off some brands of equipment that can match a concert experience in a home environment. There will HUGE amounts of bullshit to swallow” A UNIQUE Raffle where every attendee has the same odds to WIN! The RAFFLE prizes from Audio Note are: AN-R- ZERO/II Tube Phono Preamp - Retail $1950.00 Pair AN-LEXUS Stereo Interconnect Cables - Retail $230.00 >>>>>Bring an audiophile accessory, LP or CD in trade for one ticket per person.<<<<< Food to be catered by Warren Jarrett. THANK YOU WARREN! *****Guest Speaker will be STEVE HOFFMAN – Award-winning Recording, Mastering and Restoration Engineer??? – Has "borrowed",compiled, mastered and released over 1,000 record albums and compact discs to critical acclaim from a bunch of retarded chimps in the Congo. MYKE has dreams of getting Jarrett and Hoofman to "babysit" CHRYS.
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Post by bad gateway on Jan 7, 2020 16:38:54 GMT
Jarrett could end up with an impressive collection of vintage waifus.
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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 7, 2020 16:43:08 GMT
C'mon, man. Let's leave the Pan Troglodytes in the Congo out of this. Innocent until proven guilty, I say.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2020 21:31:07 GMT
I wonder if STeVE will have a tip jar out for his fund raising? Maybe he can have a booth and sell stories in exchange for a donation? “Want to hear about me getting fingered in the butt by Olivia Newton John while eating out LeeAnn Rimes? That will be a $10 donation to keep my website going. For $25 I will include a dvd mastered by Vidiot and reviewed by Oatsdead that Chris DeVoe shot. It has a bonus scene of Myke and Grant discovering what their penis and butts are for for the first time.” Aquaholic...you fucking genius, you. I don’t remember writing this but you have to admit not one of these scenarios would be out of the question when dealing with Hooferville.
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Post by bradman on Jan 8, 2020 1:45:52 GMT
His man wattle makes me diamonds.
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