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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on Apr 26, 2022 21:57:39 GMT
Hoofy sidles up to a prosperous-looking vendor at a Los Angeles and Orange County Audio Society tea party and whispers "Are you you?" Here's our golden-eared Methuselah schooling them on TJB microdynamics 4 long years ago. Jesus! Talk about Night of the Living Dead. Great look, Gufferman.
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Post by Brick Wall on Apr 26, 2022 23:47:56 GMT
"I was asked where I get my famous blue T-shirts. Well, 20th Century Fox sends them to me, bucko. I wear them all the time and everywhere. I've had some of them for so long the 20th Century Fox logo has washed out. But then 20th Century Fox sends me new ones. Neat! So. Do you have an original blue 20th Century Fox T-shirt? Huh? What's that? Uh-huh. That's what I thought, pal. Heh."
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Apr 27, 2022 7:04:39 GMT
I can’t deal with that nametag-on-the-collar look. Is it supposed be wacky? Or some sort of ‘hey daddy-o I’m far out!’ stand against The Man? Or did he just want people to notice that his ratty blue t-shirt has a 20th Century Fox logo which means he is IMPORTANT?
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Post by daved on Apr 27, 2022 9:39:28 GMT
I can’t deal with that nametag-on-the-collar look. Is it supposed be wacky? Or some sort of ‘hey daddy-o I’m far out!’ stand against The Man? Or did he just want people to notice that his ratty blue t-shirt has a 20th Century Fox logo which means he is IMPORTANT? I don’t have Steev money but I at least try and look respectable out in public. This guy….jeez.
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Post by bradman on Apr 27, 2022 10:14:59 GMT
I'm guessing the T-shirt was free swag from a B movie set his kids were on.
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Post by Aquaholic 2.0 on Apr 27, 2022 11:46:17 GMT
Even the poor homeless man that Jeatleboe harasses is cleaner and more presentable in public than Steev.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Apr 30, 2022 8:31:24 GMT
"I was asked where I get my famous blue T-shirts. Well, 20th Century Fox sends them to me, bucko. I wear them all the time and everywhere. I've had some of them for so long the 20th Century Fox logo has washed out. But then 20th Century Fox sends me new ones. Neat! So. Do you have an original blue 20th Century Fox T-shirt? Huh? What's that? Uh-huh. That's what I thought, pal. Heh." While the remarkable resemblance between STeVE and the Crypt-Keeper has been noted at Stereo Central before, I thought it might be interesting to compare and contrast them a bit more. Right out of the gate, it’s obvious that the Crypt-Keeper is the better dresser. His fashion choices vary between tuxedos (shown here), smoking jackets, and natty three-piece-suits. STeVE, on the other hand, feels that a rancid, Prussian blue t-shirt is acceptable for any (and every) social situation. Mr. Crypt-Keeper, even in his advanced state of decomposition, still retains perfect 20/20 vision. However, STeVE must rely on a collection of corrective lenses, which his mephitic t-shirt serves as host for. In the area of personal grooming, it’s also clear who the winner is. While the Crypt-Keeper’s hair could use a bit more conditioning, his slicked-back coif is superior to the unkept “rat’s-nest” look his competitor champions. Skin complexion is more of a toss-up between the two. The Crypt-Keeper’s unique texture is likely due to mummification of the dermis. It is unknown in STeVE’s case, how his still-living flesh is able to produce so many blackheads, liver spots, labial folds (in non-genital regions), and puckering. Personality is another area where the Crypt-Keeper shines. He is eternally upbeat, and always eager to laugh. While his preferred topics of discussion trend more towards the morbid, he’s always ready with a quick pun and good cheer. In contrast, STeVE is ego-driven, and he never misses the chance to explain how he and his life are better than you and yours. He is obsessed with bragging about his own material possessions and he always endeavors to put others down if he deems them challenging his self-professed superiority. In conclusion, it’s quite clear that the reanimated corpse is better than the remasturbating asshat.
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Post by Brick Wall on Apr 30, 2022 14:26:52 GMT
Brilliant! 😂
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Apr 30, 2022 21:25:52 GMT
"I was asked where I get my famous blue T-shirts. Well, 20th Century Fox sends them to me, bucko. I wear them all the time and everywhere. I've had some of them for so long the 20th Century Fox logo has washed out. But then 20th Century Fox sends me new ones. Neat! So. Do you have an original blue 20th Century Fox T-shirt? Huh? What's that? Uh-huh. That's what I thought, pal. Heh." While the remarkable resemblance between STeVE and the Crypt-Keeper has been noted at Stereo Central before, I thought it might be interesting to compare and contrast them a bit more. Right out of the gate, it’s obvious that the Crypt-Keeper is the better dresser. His fashion choices vary between tuxedos (shown here), smoking jackets, and natty three-piece-suits. STeVE, on the other hand, feels that a rancid, Prussian blue t-shirt is acceptable for any (and every) social situation. Mr. Crypt-Keeper, even in his advanced state of decomposition, still retains perfect 20/20 vision. However, STeVE must rely on a collection of corrective lenses, which his mephitic t-shirt serves as host for. In the area of personal grooming, it’s also clear who the winner is. While the Crypt-Keeper’s hair could use a bit more conditioning, his slicked-back coif is superior to the unkept “rat’s-nest” look his competitor champions. Skin complexion is more of a toss-up between the two. The Crypt-Keeper’s unique texture is likely due to mummification of the dermis. It is unknown in STeVE’s case, how his still-living flesh is able to produce so many blackheads, liver spots, labial folds (in non-genital regions), and puckering. Personality is another area where the Crypt-Keeper shines. He is eternally upbeat, and always eager to laugh. While his preferred topics of discussion trend more towards the morbid, he’s always ready with a quick pun and good cheer. In contrast, STeVE is ego-driven, and he never misses the chance to explain how he and his life are better than you and yours. He is obsessed with bragging about his own material possessions and he always endeavors to put others down if he deems them challenging his self-professed superiority. In conclusion, it’s quite clear that the reanimated corpse is better than the remasturbating asshat.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Apr 30, 2022 22:24:20 GMT
Crypt-Keeper vs. Scripto-Keeper.
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Post by Sounds.. ago on May 1, 2022 1:42:58 GMT
Hoofy sidles up to a prosperous-looking vendor at a Los Angeles and Orange County Audio Society tea party and whispers "Are you you?" Here's our golden-eared Methuselah schooling them on TJB microdynamics 4 long years ago. Take away the beard and STeVE looks just like an aging lesbian.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on May 1, 2022 12:44:45 GMT
Hoofy sidles up to a prosperous-looking vendor at a Los Angeles and Orange County Audio Society tea party and whispers "Are you you?" Here's our golden-eared Methuselah schooling them on TJB microdynamics 4 long years ago. Take away the beard and STeVE looks just like an aging lesbian. You referring to his facial hair or Karla?
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on May 1, 2022 12:56:02 GMT
Damn! I don’t slam the shithouse door that hard!
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Post by Sounds.. ago on May 1, 2022 13:33:30 GMT
Take away the beard and STeVE looks just like an aging lesbian. You referring to his facial hair or Karla? Yes.
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Post by cockledge on Jun 9, 2022 17:45:53 GMT
Is The Ghost of Louie Anderson the same dude as the guy in ihatebabyboomers avatard? Who is that guy?
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