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Flat Transfer
Terry Kath

Providing DR numbers for the EK 34188, DIDP 20006

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Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 18, 2018 8:35:04 GMT

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Post by Flat Transfer on Jul 18, 2018 8:35:04 GMT

samthesham said:

Lots & lots of therapy...

Creedence Clearwater Revival continuously..

Until the pain diminishes

Yeah, be sure to listen to STEVE's murky versions of 'Wooly bully' & 'Someday never comes' over and over again and you might just get your life back.

My goal is to ah...... well, have a good time but other than that..... my goal is to eh...... make sure that the audiophile..... record.... fan.... the the music lover is ah... happy with ah....... a recording that was done a very very time ago, uh, yo know ... it has a good sound, but it definitely sounds...........ago, and we're trying to do is to keep the integrity of the original sound intact, make it a little more polished...... and, uh.......the way we do that... is, uh... well, it's --SH

krabapple Pete Best Posts: 713	Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 18, 2018 15:45:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krabapple on Jul 18, 2018 15:45:59 GMT Now he's just somebody that she used to know. Awww.

Brick Wall Steve Sitting Duck Posts: 3,034	Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 18, 2018 16:38:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brick Wall on Jul 18, 2018 16:38:48 GMT Three words: The. Healing. Disc. Cure whatever ails ya, bucko. And at only $80 a steal. Heh. See what I did there? Yikes.
	Last Edit: Jul 18, 2018 16:39:29 GMT by Brick Wall A Guide to Steve Hoffman

Aural Relations
Karen Carpenter

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Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 19, 2018 3:36:56 GMT

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Post by Aural Relations on Jul 19, 2018 3:36:56 GMT

Blimey, that's some extra-special snake oil. Any interested parties can view the original website here; some extracts:

[The Healing Disc] is the brainchild of two wonderful and caring minds that came together, both experts in their field. One being Mr. Steve Hoffman, who is a well-known musicologist, as well as an accomplished musician, and has been written up and interviewed in hundreds of articles, as well as other media.

From the FAQ:

11. Mr. Hoffman, what is that clicking sound that I hear?

The clicking keeps the listeners attention, both conscious and unconscious, from

wavering and becoming saturated. Without the clicks we have found that the

mind quickly becomes "bored" and tunes it out, much like a strong, constant

smell or sound in a room goes completely unnoticed after several minutes.

I'm surprised Steve didn't rehash this excuse for Morrison Hotel. "I was trying to promote forensic listening, bucko".

12. Why is your healing disc more expensive than others?

Years of research and development and preparation went into the creation

of The Healing Disc, which is a quality product at less than the price of one

or two doctor’s visits

Read: 20 minutes alone time with the royalty-free music.

Last Edit: Jul 19, 2018 3:58:14 GMT by Aural Relations

"One day, you'll go on up to that Beatlefest in the sky" - Jeatleboe.

AnalogRearEnd Cynthia Posts: 1,350	Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 19, 2018 3:59:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jul 19, 2018 3:59:30 GMT That shit is embarrasing.
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Aural Relations
Karen Carpenter

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Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 19, 2018 4:12:08 GMT

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Post by Aural Relations on Jul 19, 2018 4:12:08 GMT

His co-inventor is one Steve Kavitky, a Kansan chiropractor who has a sideline in shit stand-up comedy.

Sorry, did I say chiropractor? I meant Comedic Whole Health Lecturer. He's basically Patch Adams, if Patch Adams stole from the kids.

Last Edit: Jul 19, 2018 4:19:06 GMT by Aural Relations

"One day, you'll go on up to that Beatlefest in the sky" - Jeatleboe.

Sanjay Gupton Amy Grant Curling my lip in disgust Posts: 1,702	Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 19, 2018 12:26:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sanjay Gupton on Jul 19, 2018 12:26:15 GMT Hmm...80 bucks? Wonder if it will heal IBS?
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essayceedee Sir Macca Posts: 2,855	Idiot SHite of the Hour Jul 19, 2018 13:01:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by essayceedee on Jul 19, 2018 13:01:19 GMT All this talk of the Healing Disc makes me miss The Dude.
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