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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 13:51:54 GMT
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Post by My Avatar Is A Hot Babe on Sept 19, 2018 16:40:05 GMT
For 12 years I worked for the music vendor that supplies Walmart with all their music, movies and books...you're gonna have have to trust me on this, I've seen it all. I could tell Walmart stories all day. Here's one of the craziest that I'll never forget: It was a Black Friday around 2010 at the Walmart on the corner of Ben White and I35 in Austin. When something is going down in a Walmart it spreads really quickly via all the walkies the managers carry. My buddy Matthew said that there was talk about a lady acting weird at the front of the store. We ran up there and didn't see anything going on and started to leave. All of a sudden we heard someone yelling obscenities. There was a really large lady wearing some of those pink sweatpants that say "PINK" across the ass and a stained white t-shirt standing atop one of the turnstiles that hold all the bags the cashiers use at the register. She had her nasty t-shirt pulled up over her milk bags, exposing her sand dollar-sized areolas. She was flicking her nipples and screaming out into the store, "Eff me! I need somebody to eff me!" When the managers started running towards her she jumped down and started running, it was nuts. It very much reminded me of the character Tee Tee from Reno 911 if you know who that is.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Sept 19, 2018 19:12:03 GMT
So we got a bag boy at Piggly Wiggly and a shelf stocker at Walmart.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Sept 19, 2018 19:41:58 GMT
So we got a bag boy at Piggly Wiggly and a shelf stocker at Walmart. Don't forget MYKKKE is retired.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Sept 19, 2018 20:17:20 GMT
So we got a bag boy at Piggly Wiggly and a shelf stocker at Walmart. Don't forget MYKKKE is retired. You don’t say?
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Post by screendump on Sept 19, 2018 21:28:04 GMT
Sounds like Vickie was between matinees.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Sept 20, 2018 5:23:25 GMT
For 12 years I worked for the music vendor that supplies Walmart with all their music, movies and books...you're gonna have have to trust me on this, I've seen it all. 12 years, eh? Motherfucker's older than I thought he was- I would have had Synthfreek pegged at mid to late twenties, tops. Him and his goddamn "I am so superior to the rest of you old farts 'cos I listen to NEW music!" and "Label yer pictures" OCD fucking attitude...take a fentanyl laced hit of E and OD already, asshole.
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Post by Brick Wall on Nov 4, 2018 21:08:46 GMT
Evidently Synthfreak is aware he's a dick and is ok with it. And also obvious is he is aware of his rep here in the 'hood. What is much less clear is why he poated this in reference to David Bowie's, The Church's and the Fall's back catalog.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2018 23:35:24 GMT
Recognizing ones dickness is Step 4 of the 12 Steps.
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Post by UDII on Nov 4, 2018 23:52:44 GMT
Synthfreek is on grtna's side. From the How many people do you have 'On Ignore" thread.
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Post by lotsoflaughs on Nov 5, 2018 6:49:01 GMT
Evidently Synthfreak is aware he's a dick and is ok with it. And also obvious is he is aware of his rep here in the 'hood. What is much less clear is why he poated this in reference to David Bowie's, The Church's and the Fall's back catalog. Don't worry, eelkiller told them 'that other place' was IMWAN. But Synthfreek means here. Also, I didn't realize you could say dick over there, that seems new.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 5, 2018 8:40:34 GMT
Evidently Synthfreak is aware he's a dick and is ok with it. And also obvious is he is aware of his rep here in the 'hood. What is much less clear is why he poated this in reference to David Bowie's, The Church's and the Fall's back catalog. Don't worry, eelkiller told them 'that other place' was IMWAN. But Synthfreek means here. Also, I didn't realize you could say dick over there, that seems new.
You can also say one of the following: "asshole" or "assholes." I forget which one censors and which one doesn't.
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Post by thisonehurts on Nov 5, 2018 9:06:11 GMT
You can also say wank. It's made a lot of difference in the ONJ threads.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 5, 2018 9:11:35 GMT
Can't say "pussy" though.
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Post by thisonehurts on Nov 5, 2018 9:18:42 GMT
Not a problem. Olivia is too sweet and wholesome to have a pussy.
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