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Post by antiram on Nov 9, 2017 0:43:58 GMT
Hope you don't mind me posting this non-directly-Hoofman-forum-related thread. I just had to share it with someone... I got a little curious about the enduring popularity of the Fabbies, and wanted an unbiased measure of how popular they still were, so I approached it scientifically. I turned to Google Trends. The first graph covers 14 years, 2004-2017. Statistics are Worldwide. The Beatles trendline (in blue) is unmistakable and worrisome for Beatards. The Beatles make the news about a third as often as they did in 2004, and the decline has been quite steady. At the current rate of decline, interest in the Beatles should reach 0 in approximately ten years or so, probably after the remaining two get their death spikes. One can imagine the despair of the still-breathing SHites in 2027... To give this some more context, here are trends for Beatles (again in Blue), Justin Bieber (Red), Michael Jackson (Yellow), Rihanna (Green), and NRBQ (Purple) over the past year only: Yes, even in death, Michael Jackson's popularity dwarfs that of the Beatles. So the argument that the Beatles are still as popular as ever, and that the kids of today are becoming Beatarded in great numbers is not supported by the evidence. After all even Pokemon (Red, below) is more popular than the Beatles these days: Sorry Beatards. All Things Really Do Pass...
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Nov 9, 2017 3:36:59 GMT
We already know the SHite Beatard refutations to this. The Dirty Old Creep Argument: The Beatles are more popular than ever with young people. I just saw a 13 year old girl at the mall and she was wearing a Beatles t-shirt!The Stupid White Dad Argument: My 3 year old kid loves the Beatles! That gives me hope for the future! ("jeatleboe like this")The Dimwitted SHite Solipsist Argument: The Beatles are and will always be number one in my house. I was just listening to "Octopus's Garden" before I read this thread.The Typical SHite Racist Argument: Michael Jackson?? Even Paul couldn't change the fact that Michael Jackson was a Negro.The Typical SHite Voter Argument: Trump will make the Beatles great again.The Steve Hoffman WTF Contribution: Hey, guys! Did I tell ya lately that I came THIS CLOSE to remasterbating THE BEATLES for DCC?? BoozieSusie likes this.
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Post by jeatletoes on Nov 9, 2017 4:57:50 GMT
Peter Pyle does NOT like this.
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Post by thisonehurts on Nov 9, 2017 9:00:37 GMT
But their trousers are still popular. Arnie
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Post by audiopro on Nov 9, 2017 11:41:11 GMT
"Yes, even in death, Michael Jackson's popularity dwarfs that of the Beatles."
People have always been grimly fascinated by nonces, though. Even dead ones.
What the fuck were the Beatles up to at the start of 2004 that caused a buzz? It can't have been that "Let It Be Naked" abortion.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Nov 9, 2017 11:46:27 GMT
Whos more popular now John?
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