Dr. Pepper Gives Me Gas
Oct 18, 2018 20:47:41 GMT
Post by antiram on Oct 18, 2018 20:47:41 GMT
I realize this thread is a month old and clutters up the forum, so you've all seen it; I'm still catching up on things. But the way the stupid thread starts is worthy of comment. Forgive me if he has already been discussed here, but I can tell just from a handful of messages, not the 11,143 that I didn't read that this guy is total SHite...
Is there a dossier on this 'Tard? I've been out sniffing daisies and haven't run into him before...
He starts the ninth thread on that yukky McCartney album.
How do I know it is the ninth thread? Because of one brave dissenter:
Yes, I also thought it was Jeffrey Dahmer in his profile pic for a millisecond, but actually, he doesn't look like him at all... At any rate, he is the good guy in all this.
Now, one might reasonably wonder why nine threads would be permitted about one stupid album. It is because Dr. Pepper has special rules for his thread, making it special, for special discussion by special people.
Those special rules are:
To get an idea of what a Beatard he is, is is not content to type fucking Egypt Station, he insists on calling it "Egypt Station (#1 album in US)" in the rules and thread title. But never mind that, he wears the Thread Starter badge, and he is gonna run this thread the way a McCartney thread should be run. No fucking hayturz here, boy I tell you. Let the games begin, indeed.
At first, nobody wants to begin the games. Deafening crickets.
Dr. Pepper is all about this being truly intelligent conversation. However, he seems to be outsourcing it; he has so for offered zero in terms of an actual topic or observation or insight as a starter poat. He gets impatient, and is rewarded with hijinx, which makes him mad, but he tries not to show it.
We get a short, breathless poat from Prudence64 who admits fear about playing the bonus tracks in front of normal people, and is waiting to hear what others think first about the idea. We also get an autistic soliloquy about loss and redemption after coming to terms with "Fuh You" from JamesD1957) that is not what I could call "conversation" or "intelligent"...
So, affable englishbob protests about the nine threads just eight poats in. Four of the first poats are by Dr. Pepper. (Note to aspies: don't monopolize your own threads; let them breathe a little...)
Dr. Pepper is triggered and poats three times in a row, giving him 7 of the first 11 poats in the thread:
Notice how Dr. Pepper passively-aggressively likes this reply? He doesn't like it; it is a challenge to his authority. So he resorts to the childhood tactic of replying to sarcasm as if it were literal, which is a bitch move immature people pull when they are incapable of coherent argument...
This goes on and on, but Beatards trickle in. Frank sums it up, despite being a Beatard:
84 pages in, it now resembles any other Maccatard thread, with all the regs and long-winded posts, which Dr. Pepper so craved to be the hostess of; he probably has wet his knickers.
It's been awhile, and I forgot how dickish and fucktarded SHites and Maccatards are, but this thread brought it all back fast.
He's like a Beatarded version of Bobby Morrow or something. Even Bobby has more to say.
Is there a dossier on this 'Tard? I've been out sniffing daisies and haven't run into him before...
He starts the ninth thread on that yukky McCartney album.
How do I know it is the ninth thread? Because of one brave dissenter:
Yes, I also thought it was Jeffrey Dahmer in his profile pic for a millisecond, but actually, he doesn't look like him at all... At any rate, he is the good guy in all this.
Now, one might reasonably wonder why nine threads would be permitted about one stupid album. It is because Dr. Pepper has special rules for his thread, making it special, for special discussion by special people.
Those special rules are:
To get an idea of what a Beatard he is, is is not content to type fucking Egypt Station, he insists on calling it "Egypt Station (#1 album in US)" in the rules and thread title. But never mind that, he wears the Thread Starter badge, and he is gonna run this thread the way a McCartney thread should be run. No fucking hayturz here, boy I tell you. Let the games begin, indeed.
At first, nobody wants to begin the games. Deafening crickets.
Dr. Pepper is all about this being truly intelligent conversation. However, he seems to be outsourcing it; he has so for offered zero in terms of an actual topic or observation or insight as a starter poat. He gets impatient, and is rewarded with hijinx, which makes him mad, but he tries not to show it.
We get a short, breathless poat from Prudence64 who admits fear about playing the bonus tracks in front of normal people, and is waiting to hear what others think first about the idea. We also get an autistic soliloquy about loss and redemption after coming to terms with "Fuh You" from JamesD1957) that is not what I could call "conversation" or "intelligent"...
So, affable englishbob protests about the nine threads just eight poats in. Four of the first poats are by Dr. Pepper. (Note to aspies: don't monopolize your own threads; let them breathe a little...)
Dr. Pepper is triggered and poats three times in a row, giving him 7 of the first 11 poats in the thread:
Notice how Dr. Pepper passively-aggressively likes this reply? He doesn't like it; it is a challenge to his authority. So he resorts to the childhood tactic of replying to sarcasm as if it were literal, which is a bitch move immature people pull when they are incapable of coherent argument...
This goes on and on, but Beatards trickle in. Frank sums it up, despite being a Beatard:
84 pages in, it now resembles any other Maccatard thread, with all the regs and long-winded posts, which Dr. Pepper so craved to be the hostess of; he probably has wet his knickers.
It's been awhile, and I forgot how dickish and fucktarded SHites and Maccatards are, but this thread brought it all back fast.
He's like a Beatarded version of Bobby Morrow or something. Even Bobby has more to say.