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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Nov 3, 2018 0:33:51 GMT
"I'm not that into music or being comfortable, but I REALLY love imaging".
Put that in your internet dating profile and smoke it.
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Post by Brick Wall on Nov 3, 2018 1:17:54 GMT
Now, this is not a subject to be taken lightly. The fabric of your ottoman can/will drastically alter the signals/soundwaves from your speakers: - Alpaca - Soft, warm & lightweight (for Bread fans only)
Angora wool / Angora rabbit - soft (blends well with 1960's psychedelics) Azlon - Synthetic (on the face of it soft, silky, hygroscopic but it isn't analogue avoid) Byssus - Pinna nobilis warmth & lightweight (Peter, Paul & Mary) Camel hair - Arabian ña / Guanaco / South America camelid varieties (best for Paul Simon albums) Cashmere wool - Indian cashmere goat - need I say more? Chiengora - Fluffy, lightweight (your Beatles soundwaves) Lambswool - Softness, elasticity, warmth (Careful. Can cause an affinity for Motown) Llama - Lightweight, insulating (anything mastered by Steve Hoffman) Mohair wool - North African angora goat - robust, dyes well, lightweight (perfect for Monkees albums) Qiviut - Muskoxen - Softness, warmth (Pink Floyd, dudes) Rabbit - Rabbits - Softness but bloody (think In-a-gadda-da-vida) Silk - Silk worm - Smooth fabric finish with high shine (Moody Blues) Vicuña - Vicuña - Expensive, luxurious & soft (Beach Boys. Pet Sounds. Heh.) Wool - Sheep - Warmth (everything besides STEVE Hoffman masterings) Yak - Wild Yak - Heavy, warmth (Steely Dan. What else?)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2018 1:35:42 GMT
This is a joke, right! This is the biggest problem facing his worthless life?
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Post by bradman on Nov 3, 2018 3:01:57 GMT
Now, this is not a subject to be taken lightly. The fabric of your ottoman can/will drastically alter the signals/soundwaves from your speakers: - Alpaca - Soft, warm & lightweight (for Bread fans only)
Angora wool / Angora rabbit - soft (blends well with 1960's psychedelics) Azlon - Synthetic (on the face of it soft, silky, hygroscopic but it isn't analogue avoid) Byssus - Pinna nobilis warmth & lightweight (Peter, Paul & Mary) Camel hair - Arabian ña / Guanaco / South America camelid varieties (best for Paul Simon albums) Cashmere wool - Indian cashmere goat - need I say more? Chiengora - Fluffy, lightweight (your Beatles soundwaves) Lambswool - Softness, elasticity, warmth (Careful. Can cause an affinity for Motown) Llama - Lightweight, insulating (anything mastered by Steve Hoffman) Mohair wool - North African angora goat - robust, dyes well, lightweight (perfect for Monkees albums) Qiviut - Muskoxen - Softness, warmth (Pink Floyd, dudes) Rabbit - Rabbits - Softness but bloody (think In-a-gadda-da-vida) Silk - Silk worm - Smooth fabric finish with high shine (Moody Blues) Vicuña - Vicuña - Expensive, luxurious & soft (Beach Boys. Pet Sounds. Heh.) Wool - Sheep - Warmth (everything besides STEVE Hoffman masterings) Yak - Wild Yak - Heavy, warmth (Steely Dan. What else?)
May I copy pasta this into that thread?
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Post by daved on Nov 3, 2018 10:20:38 GMT
Staring at my garbage main floor system and the left speaker has a lamp to the left of it that adds some nice reflection, a couch about 3 feet beyond it to give it that nice muffled high end, and the right speaker has my wife’s “fucking hot flashes” fan 2 feet in front of it to give it that lovely “Badge guitar” modulation.
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Post by graucho on Nov 3, 2018 12:53:09 GMT
This is a joke, right! This is the biggest problem facing his worthless life?a The satire almost writes itself. I'm thinking sitcom set in a local audiophool soc. UK people may be familiar with Nathan Barley. Perhaps somewhere between this and Frazier. btw wtf is imaging?
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 3, 2018 14:05:53 GMT
I tried to remove the Ottoman but he was pretty stubborn.
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Post by lotsoflaughs on Nov 3, 2018 14:32:59 GMT
This is a joke, right! This is the biggest problem facing his worthless life?a The satire almost writes itself. I'm thinking sitcom set in a local audiophool soc. UK people may be familiar with Nathan Barley. Perhaps somewhere between this and Frazier. btw wtf is imaging? I think it means where all the instruments are coming from in a stereo recording, like their physical placement.
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Post by thisonehurts on Nov 3, 2018 15:07:19 GMT
So if one of the SHites was to hang himself in his listening room, are you saying his inert, dangling corpse would interfere with the imaging of the Esher demos?
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Post by audiobile on Nov 3, 2018 15:51:48 GMT
A properly conducted scientific investigation would likely conclude that it would improve the imaging of the Esher demos.
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Post by daved on Nov 3, 2018 16:19:45 GMT
A properly conducted scientific investigation would likely conclude that it would improve the imaging of the Esher demos. Eeeeeesher.
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Post by essayceedee on Nov 3, 2018 21:18:00 GMT
The satire almost writes itself. I'm thinking sitcom set in a local audiophool soc. UK people may be familiar with Nathan Barley. Perhaps somewhere between this and Frazier. btw wtf is imaging? I think it means where all the instruments are coming from in a stereo recording, like their physical placement. Imaging is what provides the illusion that Manowar is right there in your man cave, all lubed up and ready for some next-level assplay.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 4, 2018 2:28:29 GMT
I think it means where all the instruments are coming from in a stereo recording, like their physical placement. Imaging is what provides the illusion that Manowar is right there in your man cave, all lubed up and ready for some next-level assplay. Time to get a surround sound set up. I want Manowar coming out of the rears!
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Post by bradman on Nov 4, 2018 2:36:16 GMT
Next level assplay releases my inner SHiTe.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Nov 4, 2018 12:13:42 GMT
Imaging is what provides the illusion that Manowar is right there in your man cave, all lubed up and ready for some next-level assplay. Time to get a surround sound set up. I want Manowar coming out of the rears! I think they come in the rears.
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