banana
Olivia Newton-John
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Post by banana on Dec 3, 2018 22:30:45 GMT
Fuck Off Twat. ^^^
Do you get your mummy to read it to you before you wipe your arse on it ?
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Post by aggressivebeta on Dec 5, 2018 4:20:46 GMT
I know exactly where he works and it's about 10 minutes from my house. You have no idea how many times I've revenge-fantasized about having a conversation with his employer over the years, but I can't bring myself to stoop to his level of shittiness as a human being.
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Post by thisonehurts on Dec 5, 2018 9:16:01 GMT
OK. But if you ever do feel you could bring yourself to stoop to his level of shittiness as a human being, please let us know.
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Post by dccblowup on Dec 6, 2018 21:58:32 GMT
I think jh901 is a Russian bot. He has to be.
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Post by elderlyincredulity on Jan 1, 2019 8:33:26 GMT
I think jh901 is a Russian bot. He has to be. OR T.D. himself...
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Post by lotsoflaughs on Jan 21, 2019 18:32:15 GMT
Typical jh901 'cognoscenti' posts throughout the coffee brewing thread:
"It doesn't matter if you think you like it, the science I choose to back my own opinions proves that its great."
This exchange came a few days ago
jh901 said:
spacecoyote said: jh901 said: spacecoyote said:
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Post by essayceedee on Jan 21, 2019 18:53:34 GMT
It's hard to imagine a more insufferable prick than that miserable little bastard.
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Post by Mediocrates on Jan 21, 2019 18:59:23 GMT
"White is best".
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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 21, 2019 19:50:25 GMT
Abigail died for jh901's sins.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 21, 2019 22:52:25 GMT
“The greater coffee community”...?
WTF?
Are there any remaining aspects of daily life that haven’t been seized by self-professed “experts” who get off by telling the rest of us that we’re doing things all wrong?
It’s a goddamn cup of coffee... You run some hot water over some grounds, collect the resulting liquid in a cup, and drink it.
End of story.
It’s obvious that whatever enjoyment ol’ Josh gets in his interests (be it audio or coffee), it’s with his conviction that his way is the best. He convinces himself that he’s superior to everyone else because he has spent so much money on crap like over-priced cables for his audio or freaking water for his coffee...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 23:12:02 GMT
I am not a coffee drinker but a friend of mine lives and breathes by coffee. He asked me once when we still worked together if I thought he was a coffee snob. I asked him if he felt the need to look down in people who may drink a “lesser” brand or drink it in a way he wouldn’t - black, with creamer, etc. He said no, he said if someone likes a coffee taste be it an expensive one or a store brand who was he to tell them what to drink.
That pretty much sums my take on everything, be it wires, plugs, wine, records, coffee, food, etc. The fact that SHiTEs can take something as common and simple as a cup of coffee and turn it into a shit storm shows just what kind of intelligence is lurking in that cesspool.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 21, 2019 23:59:14 GMT
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 22, 2019 1:45:45 GMT
I think this commercial speaks more to ol' Josh and and the rest of his ilk:
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daved
Better than Steve
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Post by daved on Jan 22, 2019 11:17:07 GMT
Am I dreaming or did one of you post a story about how Tom Petty freaked out over some good coffee he had in a restaurant and it turned out to be just house coffee beans and a Bunn coffee maker?
EDIT: Found it, from chickeninblack:
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Post by GeddyLeePierce on Jan 22, 2019 15:03:04 GMT
He’d been out driving with his wife, Dana, north of their Malibu home, when they’d stopped at a diner. The coffee there, he told me, was close to perfect. Generally reserved, even shy, he felt compelled to ask the waitress what kind it was. She didn’t know. She told him she’d ask the manager. The manager, possibly surprised that a rock & roll legend wanted information about the diner’s coffee, gave him the secret, which probably wasn’t a secret at all. It was Maxwell House.[...]
When Petty heard the words “Maxwell House,” he didn’t turn back. He wasn’t going to deny the truth of his experience. In his view, it was a great cup of coffee. He didn’t bow to any hipster sensibility that went against his own tastes. His response? “Can I see how you make it?” The manager took Petty into the kitchen, where a Bunn Automatic coffeemaker was doing its thing. If you look in most any diner across America, the Bunn Automatic is a pretty standard fixture. For the places that do high-volume work, their units are professional-grade, tied into the plumbing rather than just sitting on the countertop. So, not long after the diner visit, that’s what Petty installed at his home. Two of them, in fact. He didn’t want to find himself waiting for a cup of coffee.
But the story didn’t stop there. The following Christmas, Petty explained, when hosting a family gathering that extended over a week, a private chef providing each day’s centerpiece of a sit-down family meal, Petty was again struck by a cup of coffee. The chef was using the Maxwell House, the Bunn Automatic … yet the coffee tasted even better. Again Petty went to the source, asking the chef what he’d done. As the man explained, before he put the Maxwell House into the machine, he used a knife to level off every cup he measured out. It was exact. Not close, exact. From there on out, that’s how it would be done at the Petty home. That, Petty told me, is what I’d been drinking.
He was still looking directly at me, as if to make sure I was getting all of this. I felt as though he didn’t just want to tell me something, he wanted to leave a mark. The Tom Petty who had watched thousands of cowboys move across the TV screen, well, just then he looked like one of them. I couldn’t think of a whole lot else to do but take a sip of that coffee and say, “It’s good. This really is good coffee.” To which Petty said, “You got that right.”
...and then he died from drugs.
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