bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Dec 24, 2018 2:12:18 GMT
'Twas the night before SHitemas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Klaus; The masters were placed in the basement with care, In hopes that Our Host soon would be there; The Beatards were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Giles Martin danced in their heads; And KeithH with his Targets, and Oats with his Dad, And Amy Grant threads a-plenty from Brad. When out in Off Topic there arose such a clatter, I summoned the Gorts to see what was the matter. Someone had opined that Jap Cee Dees were trash, And they weren’t even aware that obi means “sash”. You sir, win the internet this evening.
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Post by cockledge on Dec 24, 2018 3:16:40 GMT
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Post by Weaponized Autism on Dec 24, 2018 4:28:35 GMT
'Twas the night before SHitemas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Klaus; The masters were placed in the basement with care, In hopes that Our Host soon would be there; The Beatards were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Giles Martin danced in their heads; And KeithH with his Targets, and Oats with his Dad, And Amy Grant threads a-plenty from Brad. When out in Off Topic there arose such a clatter, I summoned the Gorts to see what was the matter. Someone had opined that Jap Cee Dees were trash, And they weren’t even aware that obi means “sash”. You sir, win the internet this evening. Thankyou! I await the arrival tonight of Mulleted Old Saint Vic(..odin) and his golden ears.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2018 19:58:34 GMT
You sir, win the internet this evening. Thankyou! I await the arrival tonight of Mulleted Old Saint Vic(..odin) and his golden ears. Please someone have a picture of Hoofy Claus. Wait .... Santa Claus. Claus Cheng. Coincidence?
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Post by krabapple on Dec 24, 2018 22:53:37 GMT
'Twas the night before SHitemas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Klaus; The masters were placed in the basement with care, In hopes that Our Host soon would be there; The Beatards were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Giles Martin danced in their heads; And KeithH with his Targets, and Oats with his Dad, And Amy Grant threads a-plenty from Brad. When out in Off Topic there arose such a clatter, I summoned the Gorts to see what was the matter. Someone had opined that Jap Cee Dees were trash, And they weren’t even aware that obi means “sash”. The defectives all started to shout, point, and sneer Gnart complained, "He did not profile his gear!"
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Post by Holly Diver on Dec 25, 2018 0:34:40 GMT
Every fucking few hours some moron creates a new "Favorite Christmas Songs" thread.
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Felonious Spunk
Grant
Digitals downstairs to push the anal logs upstairs
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Dec 25, 2018 2:28:57 GMT
Every fucking few hours some moron creates a new "Favorite Christmas Songs" thread. I'll save them the trouble: Christmas Time is here again Wonderful Christmas Time Ringo’s Christmas album I can’t recomment War is Over though. It has Yoko and politics.
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Post by Aural Relations on Dec 25, 2018 12:44:34 GMT
You forgot 'White Christmas' -- y'know, before the neighbourhood went to shit.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Dec 26, 2018 20:29:43 GMT
I don't know if we've spotted Jerry c. before, but he was full-blown furious yesterday. I guess the kids decided to stay with the ex-wife this year.
After Danby Delight described Scott S. as a middle-aged white man in his thread about finding charismatic rockers:
In the thread "Last really smokin girl group En Vogue?" (which is unsurprisingly locked now):
What a prick.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Dec 26, 2018 22:02:45 GMT
Charming.
Not sure if I've noticed him. What's his avatard over there?
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Dec 27, 2018 8:25:05 GMT
Charming. Not sure if I've noticed him. What's his avatard over there? A black & white photo of Duane Allman. Edgy.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Dec 24, 2019 22:57:55 GMT
Who’s gonna win the coveted wife-awarded-custody bitter poat tourney tomorrow? Jerry C is still a strong contender...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2019 3:26:04 GMT
I’m waiting for the “I’m a grown man but I am so upset that no one bought me what I wanted” or “my wife bought me this album but the bitch should know I already have 7 versions of it, what I wanted was the Bellman cut” poats.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Dec 25, 2019 6:22:20 GMT
I’m waiting for the “I’m a grown man but I am so upset that no one bought me what I wanted” or “my wife bought me this album but the bitch should know I already have 7 versions of it, what I wanted was the Bellman cut” poats.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Dec 24, 2020 8:41:01 GMT
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