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Post by gobshite on Jan 17, 2019 18:07:26 GMT
LOCK HIM UP!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2019 18:36:08 GMT
A “reviewer” is fancy for saying that you sit on your ass all day watching movies, eating junk food and molesting animals.
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Post by bradman on Jan 17, 2019 21:31:40 GMT
I'm reviewing Convoy on my movie blog soon. Hoping for some clicks!
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 18, 2019 0:35:04 GMT
OK. Feel free to hate me for this, but Oats & I get along OK (under my current alias at SHittown, that is.) He messaged me a while back asking what he had missed about the "Whoppie" meme and we has a discourse about the pinheads who populate that place and their lack of social skills and general non-self-awareness. Also he's not exactly STeVE's biggest fan - and he tormented MYKE by nitpicking his idiot posts to death till MYKE whined to the Gortses. I cut him just a tiny bit of slack about his poor poodles - in recent years, the guy I'm married to wanted to keep our pitiful cats alive as long as possible, even when their quality of life has started to be horrible and they were well past their due date. And I'm not defending that. Some people just can't let go. I'm always the guy holding poor kitty when the needle goes in.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Jan 18, 2019 1:20:49 GMT
Footage from Sparkydog and his dying cat, courtesy of Mr. Dave D a few years ago:
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2019 3:44:49 GMT
OK. Feel free to hate me for this, but Oats & I get along OK (under my current alias at SHittown, that is.) He messaged me a while back asking what he had missed about the "Whoppie" meme and we has a discourse about the pinheads who populate that place and their lack of social skills and general non-self-awareness. Also he's not exactly STeVE's biggest fan - and he tormented MYKE by nitpicking his idiot posts to death till MYKE whined to the Gortses. I cut him just a tiny bit of slack about his poor poodles - in recent years, the guy I'm married to wanted to keep our pitiful cats alive as long as possible, even when their quality of life has started to be horrible and they were well past their due date. And I'm not defending that. Some people just can't let go. I'm always the guy holding poor kitty when the needle goes in. In all honesty I don’t necessarily think Oats is a bad person, just annoying at times. Anyone who torments MYKE and loves dogs can’t be all bad. ( I do have to even give Hoofy credit for his rescue dogs.) Loosing your beloved pets can be as traumatic as losing a parents, if not worse. A dog loves unconditionally and I do feel that many people in Hoofyville have never had that kind of live from anything so they substitute music/equipment for what is missing. That said I do like playing with SHiTE names and turning to something else than what they are. Oatsdead just seems ... too easy and perfect. Like PaulWTF.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2019 4:27:30 GMT
In Oats' defense, he seems reasonably intelligent and cites facts rather than conjuring up total bullshit like Grunt and M****l. Or Hoofy.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 18, 2019 4:42:59 GMT
I just find Oats incredibly boring. Which is at least somewhat better than being an insufferable asshole like so many of the SHiTEs.
The dog thing is more sad than anything, and the pirate business says more about SHTV's hypocrisy than Oats himself.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 18, 2019 4:44:20 GMT
Either way, fuck Oats, fuck SHTV, and fuck da police. Dead dogs tell no lies.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Jan 18, 2019 4:50:37 GMT
While it might be commendable that Oatsdad does what he can for rescue dogs, he's still a fucking asshole.
Soon after I joined up over there, he seemed to get his jollies on contradicting everything I poated.
ALL OF IT WAS UNSOLICITED.
One time, I told him he was wrong about an assumption he had made about me, and he said I was wrong and a liar.
Colin's abrasive nature is what caused me to seek out the original SC.tv, and basically flip off Hoffman, his shithole site, the goddamn gorf gestapo, and that dog-loving loser whose old avatard of his dead poodle looked like something Kurt Russell was fighting in the arctic.
So, once again: Fuck You, Colin! You are forever on the SHite Mt. Rushmore.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 18, 2019 5:35:52 GMT
Like I said, fuck him and whatever he stands for.
I just can't be bothered to get my panties in a bunch over him, because he's just so fucking bland and boring.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 18, 2019 5:43:06 GMT
He's pretty much like Vidiot and that "sand and glass" (or whatever) dude that just goes on and on and poats the same three pics over and over again.
I just scroll past their poats as they have nothing remotely interesting to say.
Meh.
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Post by respiratoryproblems on Jan 18, 2019 7:54:57 GMT
I'm primarily opposed to the nature of that Seventh Seal review: "there's a lot of heavy shit here, but I'm gonna overlook the foundation of the film's entire premise and ogle the hot Scandinavians."
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Post by essayceedee on Jan 18, 2019 13:33:11 GMT
I'm primarily opposed to the nature of that Seventh Seal review: "there's a lot of heavy shit here, but I'm gonna overlook the foundation of the film's entire premise and ogle the hot Scandinavians." He's too thick and lazy to look beneath the surface and try to understand what the damn thing's actually about. And in the world of "art films", The Seventh Seal is pretty damn accessible, making his incomprehension even more pathetic. Again, fuck him and his dogs. I have two rescue dogs and two rescue cats and I feel no sense of smug superiority.
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Post by Holly Diver on Jan 18, 2019 14:33:02 GMT
Don't forget, he collects ceedees that he doesn't even like. He collects them because "they're old."
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