Post by mintyjackhole on Mar 9, 2019 14:34:49 GMT
It's been awhile since an exchange at Hoofy's made me laugh out loud, but NearysEpiphany getting dunked on in this Public Enemy thread brings some joy to my heart.
forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/public-enemy-is-anyone-even-listening-any-more.783720/page-3
Sorry for the cut and paste job. I'm on my phone.
NearysEpiphany begins with an almost 30 year old hot take:
"I saw them back in '91 or so opening for U2 on their ZooTV tour. Complete with dummies in white sheets and pointy hood in nooses. A little too much murder for my taste.
U2 was great though!"
Gems-A-Bems responds with:
"Do you realize you have hilariously and unintentionally paraphrased part of a track from their Fear album?
“...I've seen these guys. I saw them warm up for the
Beastie Boys last year...How were they? I thought it was one of the most appalling things I have ever seen. There were two gentlemen in cages on either side of the stage with fake Uzis...
There were, uh, Jesus, it, it was unbelievable...”
- Incident At 66.6 FM"
NearysEpiphany does the opposite of taking the observation in stride:
”Haha I am such a stupid white guy! Hilarious and unintentional! You are so much smarter than me!
Edit: I forgot: Fight the Power!
Edit Edit: The white guy shaming another white guy thing is kinda old dontcha think? Do folks still accrue points for that? If so I'm way behind
Edit Edit Edit: Just in case you didn't know "Gems-A-Bems", these edits are a big F-U to you sir."
Let the dunking begin!
Gems-A-Bems:
"NearysEpiphany said: ↑
Haha I am such a stupid white guy!
Your words."
NearysEpiphany:
"Some say the dumbest animals are those who lack self preservation instincts. This is not directed at Gems-A-Bems. Well maybe it is.
Actually, definitely it is."
Man at C&A says:
"Calm down children..."
To which NearysEpiphany responds:
"Why do you say "children" like we are both at fault? All I said was "a little too much murder for my taste" and Gems-Virtue-Signalling-A-Bems comes along with his "hilariously unintentionally" horse crap. I didn't ask for that crap but I deserve the right the respond, no?"
Efus quotes Gems-A-Bems initial statement and says:
"Congratulations, you appeared to have triggered the most sensitive, uptight white guy in Alabama.
You made an observation, and he just flipped out. Fuggin' bizzare."
forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/public-enemy-is-anyone-even-listening-any-more.783720/page-3
Sorry for the cut and paste job. I'm on my phone.
NearysEpiphany begins with an almost 30 year old hot take:
"I saw them back in '91 or so opening for U2 on their ZooTV tour. Complete with dummies in white sheets and pointy hood in nooses. A little too much murder for my taste.
U2 was great though!"
Gems-A-Bems responds with:
"Do you realize you have hilariously and unintentionally paraphrased part of a track from their Fear album?
“...I've seen these guys. I saw them warm up for the
Beastie Boys last year...How were they? I thought it was one of the most appalling things I have ever seen. There were two gentlemen in cages on either side of the stage with fake Uzis...
There were, uh, Jesus, it, it was unbelievable...”
- Incident At 66.6 FM"
NearysEpiphany does the opposite of taking the observation in stride:
”Haha I am such a stupid white guy! Hilarious and unintentional! You are so much smarter than me!
Edit: I forgot: Fight the Power!
Edit Edit: The white guy shaming another white guy thing is kinda old dontcha think? Do folks still accrue points for that? If so I'm way behind
Edit Edit Edit: Just in case you didn't know "Gems-A-Bems", these edits are a big F-U to you sir."
Let the dunking begin!
Gems-A-Bems:
"NearysEpiphany said: ↑
Haha I am such a stupid white guy!
Your words."
NearysEpiphany:
"Some say the dumbest animals are those who lack self preservation instincts. This is not directed at Gems-A-Bems. Well maybe it is.
Actually, definitely it is."
Man at C&A says:
"Calm down children..."
To which NearysEpiphany responds:
"Why do you say "children" like we are both at fault? All I said was "a little too much murder for my taste" and Gems-Virtue-Signalling-A-Bems comes along with his "hilariously unintentionally" horse crap. I didn't ask for that crap but I deserve the right the respond, no?"
Efus quotes Gems-A-Bems initial statement and says:
"Congratulations, you appeared to have triggered the most sensitive, uptight white guy in Alabama.
You made an observation, and he just flipped out. Fuggin' bizzare."
