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Post by Urethra Franklin on Sept 26, 2018 22:00:10 GMT
Getting closer... Yeah, so exciting.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Nov 27, 2018 14:16:02 GMT
Here to get everyone in the holiday mood, from a thread about modern Christmas songs SHiTES hate, the topic soon turns to Jessica Simpson's Christmas album. (And yeah, only a SHiTE would be stupid enough to buy both Jessica Simpson Christmas albums in the first place.) It all begins with Celebrated Summer tries to express his disdain for her Lennon cover.
Celebrated Summer: "I should also have mentioned what she did to "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)." She tries so hard to sound "sexy," she sounds constipated.
If they really wanted to punish Mark David Chapman, they'd make him listen to this over and over."
Price.pittsburgh scolds Celebrated Summer for saying our hero's name. So he quotes the first poat and adds: "I try not to type his name online. It gives him more of what he wanted." This is when lightbulb hoists Price.pittsburgh on his own Beatard. Dimbulb: "However, I’m sorry to point out, you quoted the post by @celebrated Summer...
Which you could have slightly edited as “**** ***** *******”
Apologies for being “that technical guy”"
Any more talk of **** ***** ******* and the SHiTEs might start their shaking and crying too early.
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Post by bradman on Nov 27, 2018 16:52:55 GMT
Triggered snowflakes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2018 18:47:47 GMT
Just to get this straight it’s ok to say Charles Manson’s name but not Chapman’s? Only in Hoofyville.
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Post by essayceedee on Nov 27, 2018 18:49:35 GMT
If you say his name 3 times in a row, he'll bust out of prison and kill Macca.
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Post by thisonehurts on Nov 27, 2018 19:07:24 GMT
They must be so conflicted. The only person keeping Chapman in jail is Yoko, who is the only person they hate more than Chapman.
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Post by gary191265 on Nov 27, 2018 19:44:35 GMT
Aaahh bless, they've deleted all mention of him in that thread. Don't want him ruining 'The Holidays' do we?
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 27, 2018 21:23:09 GMT
Aaahh bless, they've deleted all mention of him in that thread. Don't want him ruining 'The Holidays' do we? But he's the poster boy of my most anticipated holiday of all!
And back when I was in Catholic school, December 8th was a day off.
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Post by gary191265 on Nov 27, 2018 23:24:56 GMT
Aaahh bless, they've deleted all mention of him in that thread. Don't want him ruining 'The Holidays' do we? But he's the poster boy of my most anticipated holiday of all!
And back when I was in Catholic school, December 8th was a day off.
I went to Catholic School and we didn't get the 8th December off! Oh fuck, it falls on a Saturday this year, they'll have a whole day of hand-wringing and wailing.
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Post by amygrant on Nov 28, 2018 0:19:24 GMT
i gotta get a new account over there and go nuts
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Post by bradman on Nov 28, 2018 1:27:13 GMT
Got your six.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 28, 2018 4:35:16 GMT
But he's the poster boy of my most anticipated holiday of all!
And back when I was in Catholic school, December 8th was a day off.
I went to Catholic School and we didn't get the 8th December off! Oh fuck, it falls on a Saturday this year, they'll have a whole day of hand-wringing and wailing. Immaculate conception. I actually used the opportunity to go to Strawberry Fields and shake and cry with all the other mourners some 25+ years after the first Immaculate Chapception. Met a cute girl there (well, we had been introduced once before, friend-of-friend sorta thing) and I remember she had "goo goo ga joob" written on her chuck taylors. She's probably married now.
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Post by bradman on Nov 28, 2018 4:51:49 GMT
So, did you score? Fifth base, perhaps?
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Post by jqw on Nov 28, 2018 11:52:14 GMT
There's a BBC Sports TV presented named Mark Chapman - are the SHites allowed to mention him?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2018 12:34:06 GMT
So, did you score? Fifth base, perhaps? Full DeVoe?
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