STeVE likes his good looking children the best! May 13, 2019 23:28:50 GMT
Post by Flat Transfer on May 13, 2019 23:28:50 GMT
As we can see on his Instagram side, STEVE only likes BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. I though it would be interesting to see how this commutes to how he looks at his children.
We have the slightly awkward eldest child who is entering puberty and who is not a successful child actor. Then the middle one, who is best known here as the Song Sleuth and who seems to have gotten the biggest acting career so far. STEVE is clearly very fond of him. Finally, there is little Ivanka. Although only 10, STEVE and KARL are depending on her to pay all the bills within the next years.
I have taken the trouble to tally how often each of his three children appears in a pic on their dad's instagram. So here are the shocking results. Each child gets a count for a frontal appearing, a covered face does not count.
Brian Wilson Jr.: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (25)
The Song Sleuth: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (60)
Ivanka: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (77)
From the get-go, it was obvious that lil Brian never had much of a chance to rank among his father's favorites. His dad's watches in fact get considerably more pics than him! And to makes things even worse, lil Brian only gets 5 pics without the other two appearing in it. It's not hard to see why this kid has developed himself from a fairly outgoing child to a more introverted self doubting-teenager. When you have a super narcissistic father such as STEVE, you will know where you stand!
Lil Song Sleuth has a very healthy score, and many pics of him with all sorts of celebrities. He makes daddy STeVE very proud!!
Lil Ivanka is in a league of her own though. With 77 appearances, she is the apple of STEVE's eye. And this is only the beginning! It's a pity for STEVE that the age difference between him and is young daughter is 83 years, but that won't stop him from cherishing her like a priceless minty vintage guitar.