bradman
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Post by bradman on Sept 11, 2019 0:31:33 GMT
I just came in my trousers.
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Post by Holly Diver on Sept 11, 2019 13:48:26 GMT
What about T'mershi Doucheween?
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Sept 11, 2019 15:47:44 GMT
F1 nut is a complete tool.
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Post by Mind The Gap on Sept 11, 2019 16:08:27 GMT
F1 nut is a complete tool. Wasn't the name of his thread at the old place 'What cable company does F1nut work for?'. Always had a laugh thinking of that and reading his staunch defense against the merest implcation that cables don't sound different.
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Post by Aural Relations on Sept 11, 2019 16:42:02 GMT
CHIP STYLUS got his ass kicked & robbed by a little boy. I believe he was either banned or is posting under another account now. Ah man, memories... Does anyone have links to the relevant forum post?
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daved
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Post by daved on Sept 11, 2019 16:51:19 GMT
Lest we forget: Arrogant cunt Metralla
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Post by aggressivebeta on Sept 11, 2019 19:57:37 GMT
He’ll be dead before Papa Macca James is going to kill Paul in a murder-suicide on December 8th. I’m calling it now.
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Sept 11, 2019 20:39:15 GMT
A quick google search shows that James has been cast as the post-stroke Curly Howard in a new biography about the final days of the third stooge. “I am the an egg, man”
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Post by ledzeppelin2rl on Sept 11, 2019 21:52:09 GMT
Earlier today, I came across a couple of SHites who used to be evergreens at the old Stereo Central, but who haven’t gotten much mention since we moved house: rstamberg – A guy who used to mention his many still-sealed records/CDs. He also got himself banned from Amazon for sending back too much stuff. Baba Oh Really – I don’t recall his raison d'etre, but he had his own thread at the old place. These are just two examples, but it seems like there was more of a variety of colorful characters to lampoon before (namblakid, anyone?). Nowadays the focus is squarely on people like MYKE, Rfreeman, Timmy L., and a few others. What other SHites have just fallen off the Stereo Central radar? Isn't namblakid the one who got kicked out of a record store fighting with store employees because they sold brickwalled CDs? He was showing and arguing about waveforms on his phone of brickwalled CDs and they threw his ass out and banned him forever. Baba Oh Really he was the fuck who had a tantrum in a restaurant because they had the gall to serve him ice in his drink. He went into a complete break down over it.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Sept 11, 2019 22:38:35 GMT
Baba Oh Really he was the fuck who had a tantrum in a restaurant because they had the gall to serve him ice in his drink. He went into a complete break down over it. That poat must have been scrubbed, but here is a list of the things that will set him off: Salespeople who approach me - unsolicited - and use high pressure sales tactics. People who knock on my door even though I have a "No Soliciting" sign. People who don't pronounce their words properly because they are attempting to speak and smile at the same time. I find this utterly disgusting and revolting. I feel like smacking people when they do this. People who, while at work, act as if they are "too good" to be working there. People who unfriend me on Facebook for no apparent reason. Fast-food employees who try to "match wits" with me. I'm like, "really? seriously?? wow.." Shoppers at Wal-Mart (or anywhere) who see someone they haven't seen in a while, stop in the middle of the isle, completely block the isle (they both have carts, mind you) and stand there for a half an hour "reminiscing" and catching up, completely oblivious that they are annoying everyone else. People who post vague Facebook statuses, and when you ask them to clarify, they say "none of your business" (or something alluding to that). People who constantly post negative crap as facebook updates, and nothing else. People who rudely mis-spell words continuously on Facebook. People who get my order wrong (putting meat in my food when I say no meat, ice in my drink when I say no ice, etc.). I don't try to get these folks fired though. I let them stay right where they are, its' punishment enough.. People who constantly and endlessly complain about Facebook - and yet are on there every single day using it. People who constantly post their political or religious agendas on Facebook, and act as if it's somehow important that they believe something so strongly. As if anybody in the world cares. "Childfree" (childless by "choice") people who loudly and constantly try to convince everybody how happy their lives are as a result (when they are obviously regretful and envious, otherwise they wouldn't be making so much noise about it). People who get "in line" at the post office and don't have their packages packed, addressed or taped. They stand there frantically putting it all together instead of doing it before getting in line (like they are supposed to). These people expect everyone to ask them if they are in line or stand behind them. If they ain't ready, I go right in front of them. I'm ready they're not - nobody's said anything to me yet. This happens several times a week. While searching for the no-ice-in-drink rant poat, I came across this one where Baba thinks anyone would actually give two shits about his minor inconvenience at McDonald’s: Just got back from McDonalds, and I've just got to share this with you. I ordered: 2 large fries, 2 smores pies, 1 chocolate sundae and 1 medium vanilla ice coffee. He tells me it will be 9.16 at the first window. I wait forever at the first window, and nobody shows. Finally, the car ahead of me drives away, so I pull up. The guy is making the ice coffee and is "tipping" the container drying to get the last drops out. Not enough. He asks me if he can top it off with regular coffee (1/2 strength of what it's supposed to be), and I agreed, as I wanted to get out of there, and didn't feel like waiting 5 minutes for the coffee to brew. By this time, I'm already well over five minutes in. I finally pay the guy, and he hands me my ice coffee. Finally, after waiting even longer this other guy comes to the window and instead of handing me my food says "Um... UNFORTUNATELY, we're waiting on the two large fries, can you move foreward?" I move forward and wait several more minutes, and the cars can barely get by me. Finally the guy shows up proudly and says "OK, two smores pies, and two large fries!!" - "Um... what about the chocolate sundae?" - So he runs back in for another minute and comes out with the sundae. I should have gotten that meal for FREE. Yeah.... "UNFORTUNATELY" was about the only thing they got right tonight. The search also turned up this pair of gems (my god, he is such a shithead! ): I have an opportunity to buy a Lunch Truck/Ice cream truck. It has a grill, Fryers, Soda dispensers, refrigerator, etc.. One thing though is it's a stick, and I only drive automatics so I'd need to learn. Anyone have any experience in this? I wonder who you'd call if the equipment broke? Is it a difficult business to make money in? Thanks. Well right now, the menu on there has hamburgers, french fries, hot dogs, sodas, ice cream, stuff like that. I don't know the first thing about running a lunch truck, or where to park it. It also could be used as an Ice Cream truck, driving through neighborhoods, etc. How much money is to be made with a business like this?
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Sept 11, 2019 22:47:02 GMT
Baba Oh Really definitely unknowingly dined on the secret "spit" menus at fast food joints all over town.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2019 22:52:47 GMT
Baba is a miserable piece of human shit. The dried up kind with peanuts and corn in it. He’s a cheap ass, too.
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Post by mintyjackhole on Sept 11, 2019 23:02:33 GMT
I can see wanting your change back. Can't really see being rude about it. And I really can't see having to report back to a music forum about the incident. Also seems like he complains an awful lot about Facebook for someone who is on it.
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Sept 12, 2019 2:59:46 GMT
I cannot even wrap my head around what on earth the criteria would even be for rating and ranking Paul Simon albums. First, we would have to apprehend just exactly what it is that the Paul Simon aficionado values about Paul Simon and Paul Simon music. "C'mon man... He's like, he's like, the spiritual guru of a -a-a- nation of lost people searching for a quest that they never realized they sought. When I first heard him I recognized my own voice in HIS voice. It's like he just thinks it and then, then, then you DO it! It's the poetry. The poetry. THE POETRY! Y'know, man? [laughs too loudly]" [for reference I attach below a typical Columbia Records A&R staffer of the late 1960s, perhaps the very author of the cited quotation]
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Post by FabGear Prophylactic on Sept 12, 2019 3:09:05 GMT
What other SHites have just fallen off the Stereo Central radar? This all predates my time here on the new site, but I wonder if any dearly departed may be linkable (if that's a word) to an observation other folks have made, that Hooferville inflates its membership* by counting poaters who have... died. And not metaphorically. Hmm. So there's falling off the radar, and then, there's just plain falling off. And so, a moment of silence *the motivation I guess would be to influence advertisers (that's what they are) who give Hoofy free tonearms and buy his membership gear profiles etc.
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