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Post by mintyjackhole on Sept 12, 2019 3:40:09 GMT
I think a large part of it is that it takes as special kind of asshole who can stand out from the general Hoofy crowd for an extended period of time. Not everyone is cut out to be Rngat or a MYKE. Plus now that Trump has poisoned the brains of so many chuds over there, the general talking points tend to run together.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Sept 12, 2019 6:02:51 GMT
I think their (so-called) brains were poisoned years ago.
All Trump did was to embolden them. They’ve always been cretinous pieces of shit.
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Post by overrated on Sept 12, 2019 13:37:14 GMT
WILLARD (gestures to natives) Who are all these people?
MICHAEL They think you've come to take him away. I hope that isn't true.
WILLARD Take who away?
MICHAEL (gestures to vanity site) Him! Steve Hoffman! These are all his children, man, as far as you can see. Hell, man, out here, we are all his children.
WILLARD Could we talk to Steve Hoffman?
MICHAEL Hey, man, you don't talk to Steve. Well, you listen to him.
The man's enlarged my mind. He's an EQ consultant in a classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll -- well, you'll express your admiration for his DCC 'Ram', right? And he'll just walk right by you and he won't even notice you. And then suddenly he'll grab you and he'll throw you in a corner and he'll say "Do you know that the 'if' is the middle word in 'Breath of Life'? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing mid-range magic and blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all record label executives doubt you." I'm a little man, I'm a little man. He's a great man.
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Post by mintybaldwin on Sept 12, 2019 13:53:18 GMT
First thing: don't get their order wrong. Or do - it's punishment enough either way.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Sept 12, 2019 14:10:50 GMT
I know many of you remember Brian Gupton. Wasn't he opening some kind of café in Colombia? He hasn't posted at Hoofy's for over a year. He was always sort of a harmless oaf, but at least he had a dream and acted on it. He also didn't try to drag a bunch of records and equipment along with him. I actually hope he was successful. At least he got away from TRuMP.
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Post by daved on Sept 12, 2019 14:31:31 GMT
I thought he was a teacher or something and he did drag a bunch of records and equipment with him.
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Post by Mind The Gap on Sept 12, 2019 14:57:47 GMT
Ah yeah, there was a great thread with Gupton over some uber-expensive turntable he bought that was defective. I remember his 'tech' made an even bigger mess out of it. And didn't he have a thread about how to move a couple thousand records to another country? He tried selling some at grossly over-inflated costs.
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Post by Felonious Spunk on Sept 12, 2019 15:53:27 GMT
Ah yeah, there was a great thread with Gupton over some uber-expensive turntable he bought that was defective. I remember his 'tech' made an even bigger mess out of it. And didn't he have a thread about how to move a couple thousand records to another country? He tried selling some at grossly over-inflated costs. That’s him.
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Post by audiopro on Sept 12, 2019 18:19:28 GMT
Ah yeah, there was a great thread with Gupton over some uber-expensive turntable he bought that was defective. I remember his 'tech' made an even bigger mess out of it. And didn't he have a thread about how to move a couple thousand records to another country? He tried selling some at grossly over-inflated costs. His "tech" wired up the cartridge on Gupton's dedicated mono cart out-of-phase, which meant Gupton could only hear sideband distortion from his mono records. Didn't he turn it up so loud once, he blew a tweeter?
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Post by cockledge on Sept 12, 2019 18:36:07 GMT
Who was the guy at war with neighborhood cats shitting on his property and was resorting to drastic measures/maybe shitting on his porch himself to drive them away? I may be completely off on that last thing, my memory is getting hazy.
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Post by daved on Sept 12, 2019 18:57:39 GMT
Who was the guy at war with neighborhood cats shitting on his property and was resorting to drastic measures/maybe shitting on his porch himself to drive them away? I may be completely off on that last thing, my memory is getting hazy. maidenpriest or whatever the fuck he calls himself now.
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Post by Brick Wall on Sept 12, 2019 20:24:18 GMT
SH.tv was a sadder place when Mudbone left. Used to seriously fuck with Grnat's brain.
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Post by aggressivebeta on Sept 12, 2019 20:53:58 GMT
Was he a real person or another SH sock puppet?
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Post by Mediocrates on Sept 12, 2019 21:03:47 GMT
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Post by jeatletoes on Sept 12, 2019 23:03:29 GMT
I had a thread all to myself back on the old site. Nothing yet on this new one. I'm feeling unloved. Please tell me you are the dude that rated every Paul Simon album on the scale of pinnacle of human achievement to not quite Paul Simon's best, but still a pinnacle of human achievement. That shit made me laugh hard.
Unfortunately I can't make shit like that up - I think it has to come from the soul.
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