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Post by mintyjackhole on Aug 2, 2020 23:45:02 GMT
They should encase his corpse in a Joe Paterno statue and then knock that fucker down.
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Post by bradman on Aug 3, 2020 1:08:52 GMT
Not before buttfucking it.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Aug 3, 2020 2:24:52 GMT
Not before buttfucking it. "DeVoe to aisle 3 please, DeVoE aisle 3."
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Post by hoofyflipflops on Aug 3, 2020 5:44:54 GMT
This. Because he's so fucking stupid and adds absolutely nothing to any conversation. He's a worthless poater, worse than most...
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Post by Last Rock Hope on Aug 3, 2020 21:22:40 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2020 21:48:44 GMT
AlexPop grinds my gears, he always has a new cute period piece model or singer as his display image
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Post by bradman on Aug 3, 2020 22:19:25 GMT
LiteJazz53 is a total knob.
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Post by bradman on Aug 3, 2020 22:19:50 GMT
F1nut can eat a dick, too.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Aug 3, 2020 22:37:22 GMT
TheSixthBeatle can suck a bag of dicks. Where is that cumguzzler these days?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2020 22:43:12 GMT
TheSixthBeatle can suck a bag of dicks. Where is that cumguzzler these days? They haven't poated since June 18th but were online today... weird...
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Post by j365 on Aug 4, 2020 6:29:31 GMT
I forgot about the guy who was stalking and harassing a dying Rudy Van Gelder — and was thrilled to do so. Rudy Van Gelder Yelled at Me TodayOn my way to the WFMU record show today in Manhattan, I did something I've been meaning to do for a while. I took a short detour before the George Washington Bridge and went to see Rudy Van Gelder's studio located at 445 Sylvan Avenue, Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey. To me, this recording studio is hallowed ground, considering all the beautiful music made there. I pulled in the driveway, and parked. Despite Rudy's cantankerous reputation, I took the shot, and rang the doorbell. The building's exterior looks really cool, mid-century modern, with a detached garage. It was 6pm, so I didn't think anyone would actually be there. A woman opened the door, wearing what appeared to be nurse clothes. She asked if I was there "for the car." I told her no, that I was just a fan, and that I'd love to say hello to Rudy, if he was around. She was very nice and said she'd go ask him. She returned in a few minutes and said that Rudy did not want to see anyone. She mentioned he's in a wheel chair. As I thanked her, I couldn't help but peer over her shoulder into the main recording room, with the coned wood ceiling. I said "wow" and she agreed, saying it was beautiful. Then, suddenly, over the intercom by the door, I hear a strong voice yelling "Catrina! Catrina! I don't want to see anyone!" Catrina says out loud "this is the guy I told you about..." Then voice yells "Close the door!" Catrina says sorry, I thanked her again then said into the intercom, "Hi Rudy, thank you for all the great work you did here." He apparently was listening to our conversation. In retrospect, it seems like it was the perfect Rudy Van Gelder moment. www.forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/rudy-van-gelder-yelled-at-me-today.357916/ Creepy thread with people posting the address, Google Maps views and saying “good on yer” for stalking a dying man to say thank you. Guy says he’d already called RVG a year before to do the same thing. Truly messed up stuff to just show up and assume you can walk in. But that’s SHiTE logic. “I bought an album so I should be able to harass the guy that recorded it!”
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Aug 4, 2020 7:40:39 GMT
I know people who have pulled shit like this, and it is amazing how normal they think it is. I knew a guy who as a kid was given the address of a famously reclusive comic book artist, to write a letter to. They wrote a few letters back and forth, very nice. Then... a few years after, he figured why not just go to the address? He basically stalked the poor guy and managed to corner him for a conversation. He even said how nervous the old guy was acting and, well, NO SHIT. Another guy I knew had some stories where he managed to weasel his way into meeting a few rock stars and personalities over the years. And then there is the novelty of being in someone's studio, or someone's backstage dressing room, or whatever. Yeah, that's real cool if you are invited, or worked your way into it in earnest. It's just creepy when you snuck and lied your way through. "Wow, I can't believe I'm here!" Believe it, jackass. You're only there because you managed to worm your way in. No one wants you there. Look, Mick Jagger is glimmering, larger-than-life cartoon character, but he's also a goddamned person like anyone else. I don't need a pound of his flesh or a minute of his time and sure as fuck doesn't owe either to me. I don't give a shit if weird stories like these end with a nice encounter (and if I even truly believe that anyway. I mean, we aren't hearing the stalked artist's side of the story.) It's stalking, it's creepy, it's selfish, and it's even sinister. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a nap in Taylor Swift's bed.
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Post by j365 on Aug 4, 2020 8:25:39 GMT
It’s insane. The mega fans always seem to feel like they’re owed a conversation, or they must be heard because they went through the effort to find an address, travel to a private residence, knock on the door, and want to say thank you. As if being one of millions to buy a record affords them some right to invade another person’s space. And it appears the more reclusive or grouchy a famous person is, the more eager these “fans” are to invade their privacy. Musicians of course don’t owe anyone anything, they’ve done more than enough by, for example, bearing their souls on a record heard by millions. And the only thing fans should be giving the artists is complete privacy. Clearly that’s not considered in SHiteville.
(Speaking of prominent comic book artists getting stalked, there’s a pretty good episode of that comedy show Documentary Now with just that premise. The filmmaker acts like he’s on this quest to find Gary Larson to tell him how great he is, but it’s really all about this filmmaker’s ego and he ends up destroying all his relationships for this Finding Larson project. Recommended.)
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Post by braindead on Aug 4, 2020 16:40:29 GMT
Wonder what Steve’s reaction would be if one of his forum members randomly turned up on his doorstep......
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2020 17:14:17 GMT
Wonder what Steve’s reaction would be if one of his forum members randomly turned up on his doorstep...... He'd be asking how much they'd pay to see his daughter
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