Much as I'm not particularly bothered about finding examples of SHiTEs at other sites, this was posted in the comments section (by a reader, not by Paul Sinclair who runs the site) of SuperDeluxeEdition. It's not HorseyAnn, but it's definitely...something.
“Vinyl Flippers”
Vinyl’s back in a massive way
Thanks in part, to Record Store Day
Queuing up at four in the morning
Outside a record store when the day is dawning
Got my list of LPs that I need
Will the shop have copies? One has to believe!
But I’ll have to wait, and I’ll have to see
‘Cos there’s already twelve punters ahead of me
I trawl the shelves of the rare releases
But they’ve sold out leaving me defeated
So I trudge back home – might go back to bed
But I log on and search for vinyl instead
The air turns blue and bad words I say
When the record that I need is there on eBay
It’s being flogged by some bloke called Sid
He’s got on a ‘Buy It Now’ at two-hundred quid
So am I buying it? Am I heck!
The missus she would surely wring my neck
But when she’s out and with low morale
I grit my teeth and log into Paypal
These bloody flippers they are the worst
They make you feel sour as you empty your purse
Oh some may claim that its supply and demand
But they charge the Earth, and so they should be damned
Oh I really covet picture discs released by Bis
But the extortionate re-sale prices take the piss
So will I try again? Well, that just depends
Oh look, it’s Record Store Day – here again!