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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Nov 25, 2020 2:27:00 GMT
This guy's just gotta be an expert at fucking everything, doesn't he...
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Post by Brick Wall on Nov 25, 2020 2:54:45 GMT
Give me a fucking break. No one asked you to "elaborate" on Blackwing fucking pencils, for the same reason no one actually replies to those long dead threads you open "by request." It's all horseshit here and there. Listen. If you really can't find anything better to do with your pampered, useless, miserable fucking life, here's a clue, dickhead. We're in the middle of a fucking pandemic that's getting worse by the day. Go make your otherwise meaningless existence useful. Volunteer to help distribute food to folks going hungry, for example. Or host a Fundraiser at your cesspool for real people hurting instead of shoveling it into your wife's bank account. I've had enough of this shit. You make me physically ill. Seriously.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2020 3:13:07 GMT
Give me a fucking break. No one asked you to "elaborate" on Blackwing fucking pencils, for the same reason no one actually replies to those long dead threads you open "by request." It's all horseshit here and there. Listen. If you really can't find anything better to do with your pampered, useless, miserable fucking life, here's a clue, dickhead. We're in the middle of a fucking pandemic that's getting worse by the day. Go make your otherwise meaningless existence useful. Volunteer to help distribute food to folks going hungry, for example. Or host a Fundraiser at your cesspool for real people hurting instead of shoveling it into your wife's bank account. I've had enough of this shit. You make me physically ill. Seriously. You can’t volunteer to distribute free food when you’re one of them-there millionaires getting free food yourself: http://instagram.com/p/BuzBQxBA26D
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Nov 25, 2020 10:37:43 GMT
Give me a fucking break. No one asked you to "elaborate" on Blackwing fucking pencils, for the same reason no one actually replies to those long dead threads you open "by request." It's all horseshit here and there. Listen. If you really can't find anything better to do with your pampered, useless, miserable fucking life, here's a clue, dickhead. We're in the middle of a fucking pandemic that's getting worse by the day. Go make your otherwise meaningless existence useful. Volunteer to help distribute food to folks going hungry, for example. Or host a Fundraiser at your cesspool for real people hurting instead of shoveling it into your wife's bank account. I've had enough of this shit. You make me physically ill. Seriously. You can’t volunteer to distribute free food when you’re one of them-there millionaires getting free food yourself: http://instagr.am/p/BuzBQxBA26D I legitimately get angry when I see this photo. That smug fucking look on that douche canoe's face. Those poor kids, man. Wait until you find out about your ol' man.
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Post by daved on Nov 25, 2020 12:19:51 GMT
Looking forward to his vintage paper clip collection.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Nov 25, 2020 23:51:04 GMT
There's no way in hell this has ever been uttered. Ever. From anyone's mouth. Ever.
"Hey, STEVE! Would you be willing to do me a favor? I know you have a really hectic schedule and you're in demand, but I've always wanted you to review a pencil... What? You -- you will? Aw, terrific! Thank you so much! Actually, could you please review a couple different pencils? If you have time. Thank you so much, STEVE!"
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Post by Sanjay Gupton on Nov 26, 2020 2:29:15 GMT
One hole gets the wood, one hole gets the point.
I laughed hard at that. Sorry. I was a 13 year old boy once and that shit’s hard to shake.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2020 23:10:19 GMT
The most pathetic part of this is that STeVe tries to make himself sound like some expert. He tries to paint a picture of himself sitting around sharpening these things and the minions just sit and swallow it all - while STeVe sits and laughs at them behind their backs.
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Nov 28, 2020 23:14:16 GMT
Come on, Zoot Marimba isn’t “many people”. This could’ve been done via DM.
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Post by Chicken in Black on Nov 28, 2020 23:30:42 GMT
Yeah, I doubt that many Shites want a lecture about the colored.
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Post by Aural Relations on Nov 28, 2020 23:50:12 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2020 0:08:19 GMT
Come on, Zoot Marimba isn’t “many people”. This could’ve been done via DM. C’mon now, you mean my family was the only one who sat around the table saying, “We need to ask Steve about colored pencils”?
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Post by Norman ‘Whiplash’ Mailer on Nov 29, 2020 0:19:53 GMT
“I’m not an artist, but my mum from England had an MA ( in Art) and my son had coloring books growing up, so I know what I’m talking about.”
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Nov 29, 2020 0:32:14 GMT
Come on, Zoot Marimba isn’t “many people”. This could’ve been done via DM. Things like this make me feel like a hipster. I knew Zoot Marimba was a punchline like 3 years ago. I'm glad to see you all catching on.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Nov 29, 2020 4:50:05 GMT
Oh, for those glory days.
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