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Post by Chicken in Black on Nov 25, 2022 0:16:04 GMT
"Daddy, do you know how the pencils are made?" "My darling, a pencil lead is inserted into an hollowed stick of wood, producing eventually a pencil. It's similar to an engorged penis penetrating a vagina to make a baby, except that the penis eventually leaves the vagina after releasing a load of semen with a sperm reaching eventually an egg in the uterus, and it then takes nine months for a baby to be born." "Daddy!!!!!!!" "Oops, never mind, I'll play you some YouTube video about Faber-Castell. That's what you actually asked, indeed?"
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Nov 25, 2022 1:26:38 GMT
How is pencil formed?
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Post by Brick Wall on Nov 25, 2022 1:51:56 GMT
Obviously, you are not worthy of the pencil. The secrets of the graphite and woodies are only passed to generations from grandfather Hooofman, to father Hooofman, to trust-funded cunt Hooofman. Chow down on your Beans 'n Fixin's and leave this to STEVE and Faber-Castell, bucko.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Nov 25, 2022 1:55:13 GMT
I got a fookin pencil for ya, STEVe.
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