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Post by respiratoryproblems on Feb 9, 2021 8:11:33 GMT
I hope that kid uses the same pen to sign his own emancipation order.
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Feb 9, 2021 10:30:51 GMT
Buying fucking $30 pens on eBay yet fleecing the rubes for five large to keep the vanity site running. Fuck this guy with a rusty fishing knife.
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Post by daved on Feb 9, 2021 11:25:40 GMT
He probably uses the pens as much as he uses the Leica, minty Baldwin, Ludwigs and Fender guitars.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2021 11:39:51 GMT
It’s funny because just the other day I shared a rant from Steve saying no one cares about pens in his house. Now, suddenly, his son is love with them? Instead of a pen it sounds like someone needs to buy his son an inflatable date.
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Post by powerpoppackage on Feb 9, 2021 13:41:23 GMT
This is the most attention he's given "the oldest kid" in 10 years.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2021 20:29:19 GMT
This is the most attention he's given "the oldest kid" in 10 years. That’s because the kid doesn’t have a “career” making money that daddy and mommy can “borrow.”
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Post by essayceedee on Feb 9, 2021 20:30:32 GMT
Has STeVE ever reviewed this one? I think it's the DeVoe special.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2021 20:31:31 GMT
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Post by essayceedee on Feb 9, 2021 20:40:58 GMT
Yes, John Oteri and Audiogirl both asked for pics of minty Aerosmith pens/butt plugs.
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Post by powerpoppackage on Feb 9, 2021 20:52:15 GMT
This is the most attention he's given "the oldest kid" in 10 years. That’s because the kid doesn’t have a “career” making money that daddy and mommy can “borrow.” No craft services with Debby Messing from this one, huh? Heh!
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Post by powerpoppackage on Feb 9, 2021 20:54:09 GMT
Why doesn't this legion of pen enthusiasts just comment on his Facebook posts? What's the big secret that people are lining up by the dozens to PM Steev with, "Don't tell anybody but I'd love to see more vintage pens?"
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Post by Potsie Hoofman on Feb 9, 2021 23:36:10 GMT
What pen did Sue Butterworth write with?
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Post by bradman on Feb 10, 2021 1:12:31 GMT
Has STeVE ever reviewed this one? I think it's the DeVoe special. Fuck yeah.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 11, 2021 5:05:49 GMT
STeVE bragging about his fountain pens got me thinking.
Just what the hell does an aging, out-of-work, unemployable EQ consultant need a fancy fountain pen for anyway?
Is he scribing thoughtful correspondence to a cadre of his peers? Or might he be composing lustful missives to a secret paramour? Or perhaps he’s torturously trying to create a follow-up song to the seminal “Cecilila Ann”?
Most likely, however, he sits in his underwear at the kitchen table, doodling his own name over and over – still trying to find the perfect style of signature for when he’s asked for his autograph. (After many failed attempts to utilize the Superman logo for the “S” in Steve, he was eventually forced to use a modified G-clef for that letter.)
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Feb 11, 2021 5:30:38 GMT
You make the mistake that he is going to actually try and use them. Or knows how to. I picture a room in Hoffman's own little Xanadu that is his crappy McMansion, crammed full of guitar amplifiers, with Leica cameras, Hitler's fountain pen and some shitty box of pencils from the Great Depression stacked on top of them, everything collecting dust. For all his faults, gorf Gary is actually quite good at keeping Casa de Hoffman immaculate. The heels that came with his French maid outfit even allow him to reach those pesky, hard-to-dust high places.
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