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Post by powerpoppackage on Sept 24, 2021 20:44:14 GMT
Why not pour yourself a nice glass of Coffeemate and listen to "Justus?"
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 24, 2021 20:50:19 GMT
Why not pour yourself a nice glass of Coffeemate and listen to "Justus?" Why not change your avatar to an image you haven't jizzed on?
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Sept 24, 2021 22:56:57 GMT
You wait seven months to react to this thread and that's all you got?
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 1:11:08 GMT
Imbecilic, public-school-dropout, incel, cucked and rum-soaked, gangsta-boss, inbred, butt-plug addicted, favela trash, douche-for-brains copied/pasted and said: And here I am, dirty, gross and ugly. Divorced, broke and had to start over twice, 1) Well, DUH! You're a fucking SHite, aren't you? 2) Phil Collins, is that you?? 3) Don't despair. Third time should be a charm, especially when she learns that you collected all 20 colored vinyl variations of McCartney III. Jerry Gort! You ol' Dog! 'Zat you?!! Or, just his topper? Let's cover your lil' ol' numbered jabs one by one and, yeah, the responses ain't exactly right out of a Dave Chappelle show, but they're genuine-- 1) Was. For now, I'm just a part of this SHite archive, wondering what in the holy fuck people are doing trying to catalogue a pile of months-old posts from another site and have one-sided, insult-fests with random quotes?! 2) No. Good guess, though. And so humorous! You're really a Howard Stern writer, aren't you? When you're not trolling the SHite forums for random, hysterical quotes? I hope someone archives your posts somewhere else. Pure gold! You won't be working at Wendy's much longer, I tell ya! [EDIT] Love that Murder Comic avatar, too. Planning any more cross-country van trips, criss-cross applesauce, murderin' motherfucker? 3) Damn, that's a heavy insult! You've all been practicing, and that just hit me. Right in the gut. I'm so down about it. I can't believe you failed to mention the fucking tour book with the 3-d glasses, too. I worked hard on the streets for that one. And, throw in something about Monkees next time. Just don't hurt your arm pattin' yourself on the back. You need one good arm to jerk with while you type. Smash that tip button for Bophades' mom. They need the scratch. --Is that how this site works? Am I catching on? Slow? Like motherfucking Forrest Gump or some shit? Go on, say something, you little pud pullers!
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 1:13:30 GMT
You wait seven months to react to this thread and that's all you got? Pretty much. And, your little playground quip is the equivalent of, "So's yer old man!" New to this SHite (as you little fellas put it) archive operation, and you're making me feel unwelcome already? I'm only doing the same thing you do. Except, I'm just now catching up on all my secret stalkers. Now, give the tablet back to your mom and let her get back to her fake Onlyfans page so she can pay for your internets. You can continue the half-ass-from-a-whole-ass insults on your TracFone.. if you can stay off BBW-Chan long enough. --How we doin'? Got the insult bullshit started right, yet?
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Sept 25, 2021 2:51:33 GMT
Both things can be true at the same time.
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Sept 25, 2021 2:56:55 GMT
Gives me enough time to upgrade my Tracfone and move out of my mom's place.
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 2:58:32 GMT
Is your fixation on cucks, pud-pulling, buttplugs, BBW-chan, &c. a cause of or is it an effect on your being dirty, gross, ugly and divorced? Poom! Now, that's the kind of insult and weird-ass typing shit I expect from someone who reads "Murder Comics"! Just trying to fit in with the tone of this forum, Karen, Jr.! Sorry, I haven't quite learned your monkey language yet. Ook, eek? Roo-Ooh, ooh? Better? I must admit, I never really expected intellectual disputation with a deviant, van stealing, playground stalker who might actually be a murderer-on-the-loose. You should be grateful, as I did suggest that others give your mom's fake, stolen-pic porn site a look. Maybe keep the leechers from stealing off your beloved rutracker for a while. Better stick to copy/pasting, though. Your limp wristed, one-handed hunt-n-peck is veering into the unintelligible.. WTF is an &c.? Is that some new sissy-trainer toy you're trying out on a sub while trying to be all Don Rickles with your weak hand? Deviant, sick putz. --How's that? Getting closer? Do i "fit in" yet? Have a "ball" (or two!) with that reference. I "handed" it to you! Get it?! I know you did! Got the lube, too! Putz.
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 3:01:45 GMT
Both things can be true at the same time. Dafuq? The only frickin' time some feeb doesn't use copy/paste to make a stupid comment. Just can't be nice to someone who has a triple dildo in their avatar.
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 3:06:10 GMT
Gives me enough time to upgrade my Tracfone and move out of my mom's place. I.... don't think that will happen. You'll be filling her douche bag like Norman Bates long after she's a dried up sack of bones, and forging her name on the the welfare check.
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bradman
Better than Steve
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Post by bradman on Sept 25, 2021 3:06:19 GMT
You're trying too hard. The mind is willing, but the sauce is weak.
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Post by powerpoppackage on Sept 25, 2021 3:10:59 GMT
You're doin' just fine. Keep on keepin' on.
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 3:13:14 GMT
You're trying too hard. The mind is willing, but the sauce is weak. And, a leopard doesn't change horses midstream. Whatever. Smoke some more good shit, and give us some really weird-ass mangled quotes. Maybe start reciting some Cure songs?
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 3:18:49 GMT
You're doin' just fine. Keep on keepin' on. Finally! Some words of encouragement! Whether genuine or not: TY, JY!
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Post by cloggedmind on Sept 25, 2021 3:30:15 GMT
But you typed that beautifully! You'll get the hang of this language eventually. Oook, rook, ack, ack, Eee! See? I learned that in your language, and it means: Keep reading the word parts of the comics and you'll get more out of them than the pictures. So you're just dumping this thread, like you did your latest victim in a remote hiking park? You gotta copy/paste something! C'mon! For ol' cloggedmind? With the little "c"? That's not worth a jab? Can't you put away the bootlegs of Aquabats just for a little while? Watching torrents d/l from rutracker has got to be less interesting than randomly insulting strangers for your friends and mods at SHite forum, right? I've got sooo much more at your precious SHite forum that hasn't been "touched".. The Calgon reference, the Nez worship, Monkees record release discussions.. 8-tracks? Monkees??! Grown-ass motherfucker talkin' Monkees? Not worth another insult? You disappoint.
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