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Post by Brick Wall on Jan 9, 2018 19:38:44 GMT
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 9, 2018 20:59:36 GMT
He's such a piece of shit. What is that opening line bollocks
"Really, I started on this when the sun was shining, I looked up when I finished both parts, the sun was down, my kids and wife had gone to Chili's and I didn't even hear them leave."
Kids say "Mummy - Why is daddy Hoof ignoring us and not coming to Chili's?"
Mummy Hoofer - "Because he is a cunt"
But Mummy Hoofer must really dote on SteVe as despite ignoring her very existence she gets the old tosspot a lovely takeaway dinner.
Super SHite ZippyPippy does not find SteVe's twatty behaviour concerning but is worried that his heartless family may have left Hoofy to starve and asks:
"Did they at least get you carryout?"
SteVe still absorbed in 1950's stereophonic experimentation replies:
"Yes, some chicken thing."
I only hope the chef and his staff, realising this "chicken thing" was for old hoofy decided to replace the chicken with a horse's dong and have a group wank over it.
Fuck off Steve you boring, misogynistic cunt.
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Post by antiram on Jan 9, 2018 21:11:43 GMT
Funny how the other SHites have nothing to say but variations on "interesting stuff"
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Post by hugofuguzev on Jan 10, 2018 6:28:04 GMT
That's fucking hilarious that Brainwashed considers Furmanek a "friend" when Furmanek handed Brainwashed his ass back to him more than once over there when Ron was trying to show off his bullshit "Beatles Insider" knowledge.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Jan 10, 2018 10:47:35 GMT
Just read through all that. Brainwashed lives up to his name. He works so very hard to keep the faith alive in the face of facts. I think Brainwashed finally got hip to the fact that more and more SHiTES were getting tired of his constant know-it-all bullshit, he hardly ever poats over there anymore, it seems.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Jan 10, 2018 21:20:17 GMT
Just read through all that. Brainwashed lives up to his name. He works so very hard to keep the faith alive in the face of facts. I think Brainwashed finally got hip to the fact that more and more SHiTES were getting tired of his constant know-it-all bullshit, he hardly ever poats over there anymore, it seems. The fact that he was wrong so frequently probably got embarrassing too. I mean, on easy stuff that a simple glance at wikipedia would suffice.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2018 15:24:49 GMT
He's such a piece of shit. What is that opening line bollocks "Really, I started on this when the sun was shining, I looked up when I finished both parts, the sun was down, my kids and wife had gone to Chili's and I didn't even hear them leave."Kids say "Mummy - Why is daddy Hoof ignoring us and not coming to Chili's?" Mummy Hoofer - "Because he is a cunt" But Mummy Hoofer must really dote on SteVe as despite ignoring her very existence she gets the old tosspot a lovely takeaway dinner. Super SHite ZippyPippy does not find SteVe's twatty behaviour concerning but is worried that his heartless family may have left Hoofy to starve and asks: "Did they at least get you carryout?"SteVe still absorbed in 1950's stereophonic experimentation replies: "Yes, some chicken thing."I only hope the chef and his staff, realising this "chicken thing" was for old hoofy decided to replace the chicken with a horse's dong and have a group wank over it. Fuck off Steve you boring, misogynistic cunt. First off - this is my first post here. Hey . I've been a member of douche canoe's boards for about 8 months. I was getting the impression he was a little bit of a dick until I read the post quoted above. At THAT point my douche canoe flag went up and I started researching Stevie Unwonderful. What a joke this guy is! How ANYONE can take ANYTHING he says remotely seriously blows my mind. I still hang out at douche canoe's forums as I can mine nuggets out of there even though there search functions blow donkey cock much like the forum founder. I'll be spending more time here with saner folks.
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