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Post by Chicken in Black on Oct 11, 2017 20:19:00 GMT
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Oct 12, 2017 9:57:12 GMT
Jeez. Lest we forget this gem.
Too Stupid (the birth control anthem) By Father Time
I saw today, I saw today on a morning talk show They brought out a bunch of teenage mothers sat em down in a long row Later on, they had some younger yet on Geraldo and I thought ..
They were too stupid to use a rubber Oh too stupid to use a rubber He stuck it in, he stuck it in and the feeling took over You'll see one more casual kid crawlin' into this world
Oh, the girl with the lollipop wanted to be a mother but the sorry life they're forced to live, that kid will never recover and before she could solve that problem, now she's gonna have another and another fucked up kid's a comin' into this world 2, 4, 6, 8 fucked up kids takin' over this world
Hey, who's to say that child'll grow up to lead a life of crime ? But I gotta tell ya buddy, I'll take that bet 3 kids soon runnin' wild are born for every one that's raised and with that kind of ratio, what kinda world you gonna get ?
Were you too stupid ? It was thunder and lightning I tell ya it don't take no brains to be doin' the wild thing Oh, and I for one don't wanna see what the stork brings when another demon sets foot upon this world
You were too stupid That's why I'm tryin' to school ya So stupid That's why I ridicule ya
She was too stupid (stupid) to make him wear a rubber She's so stupid (stupid) she believes that he loves her ("Well, that's what he told me") She's not halfway close to even bein' remotely able to comprehend the gist of what it means to know the slightest thing about tryin' to be a mother Hey, where is the father ("Yeah, where is he ?")
He was too stupid to use a rubber Oh, he likes to do it raw, then he won't even call her He's a dawg now, dawg now, only wanted to ball her Whoops, another fatherless child thrown into this world a lot of degenerate kids doin' time in this world
I'm not talkin' 'bout the so very few who manage to manage Oh, I'm talkin' 'bout most of you, your lives filled with anguish It don't help you've been here all your life, still can't speak the language ("I'm only tellin' the troof") and I gotta believe when they tell me "Don't go down that street" Yeah, they tell me if I go to a certain neighborhood, I'm dead meat
multiply like rabbits . .
Got drunk now, drunk now, did the Love Me Tender So drunk now you don't even remember What did you do ? Well, now she is due, she's due in December and a perpetrator is born, brought up in that world and one more woman wishes she'd stayed a little girl
She was too stupid, she wanted to hook him (hook him) So stupid but I guess she mistook him (I guess she mistook him) Now that you got yourself knocked up, well who's gonna book ? Him Oh your plan didn't work out too good and you gotta decide but in neither of your 2 choices do you end up a bride
They were too stupid to use a rubber They both have a parttime job but they don't get enough hours Pull it out, you couldn't pull it out and she wanted the power over some poor innocent child that shoulda never been born and not far from the tree falls another acorn So stupid
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Post by Chicken in Black on Oct 12, 2017 11:31:23 GMT
And the recent "Father Time Rockumentary" is actually a three hour audio rant by Scoot...
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Oct 12, 2017 11:54:33 GMT
And the recent "Father Time Rockumentary" is actually a three hour audio rant by Scoot... Lost for words.
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Post by Boozin' Susan on Oct 12, 2017 18:55:17 GMT
Oh, come now! Mocking your holier-than-thou attitude is extremely worthwhile! Your inability to accept the fact that many people don't care for your music is another reason why you are ripe for all sorts of derision and ridicule. Constantly bragging about some ancient, defunct website that NOBODY gives two shits for today is yet another aspect of your personality that turns folks off. I mean, can't you go at least one thread (or even post!) without dredging that one up yet again? Anything else? Well, snarky retorts for constructive criticism aren't going to win you many friends either. Being a pompous gasbag is no way to go through life – especially if you sound like Elmer Fudd with marbles in his mouth.
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Post by Brick Wall on Oct 13, 2017 17:42:58 GMT
Being a pompous gasbag is no way to go through life – especially if you sound like Elmer Fudd with marbles in his mouth. I want choo, I need choo, gotta have you...
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Post by Chicken in Black on Oct 13, 2017 23:37:47 GMT
...baby.
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Post by audiopro on Oct 16, 2017 8:04:28 GMT
As I said over at the old place, I think his mp3.com schtick is revisionist bullshit. I spent more time and bandwidth than was sensible on that site when it was a thing, and I never heard of Father Time or any of his assorted aliases until Stereo Central introduced me to him.
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Post by antiram on Oct 16, 2017 8:59:22 GMT
www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=104536I was planning to add some kind of pithy remarks for yuks, but frankly, nothing I can say can rival the quotes he posted under "Band History"... The world at large sez Scoot is an arranger on par with the Beatles, invented a brilliant new style of guitar playing, and is up among the greatest lyricists of our time. His songs are catchy and infectious, and his voice is eloquent and beautiful, but he doesn't sacrifice one iota of rock 'n' roll attitude. A hybrid of Evil Knievel and Bob Dylan. full of storytelling and truth. A perfect poet, always fresh and original, a light at the end of the tunnel known to millions, the future of rock... It's like he's the new Terence Trent D'Arby only waay better! I do think many (most?) of the "fans" here are really just fucking with him, but he might not be aware of that. Maybe Jim Carroll was being serious, but if so, then Scoot's most influential fan is long dead now. But I think he was just fucking with him too.
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Post by hugofuguzev on Oct 16, 2017 12:50:09 GMT
Scoot PM'd me over there offering to feature my music on his website- I took great pleasure in responding "Yer music sucks, I wouldn't have my music on yer website if you fucking paid me!"
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Oct 16, 2017 14:45:49 GMT
Even some of the forum douchebags crucified Scoot at various times. Oatsdead tore him a new arsehole a while back in one thread. You would have figured Scoot and Oatsdead would be drinking from the same dipshit mug ideologically and politically.
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Oct 16, 2017 20:44:32 GMT
I'm sorely disappointed that he didn't use any quotes from us.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Nov 26, 2017 1:26:31 GMT
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Post by hoffa_nagila on Nov 26, 2017 4:44:46 GMT
I think the harmonica is in the wrong key. That's the nicest thing I can say about it.
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Post by Wanklein on Nov 26, 2017 9:16:45 GMT
Fuckin' Hell - what is that shit?
Feel really ill now.
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