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Post by Ago on Nov 5, 2017 10:18:24 GMT
He's my favourite irrelevant cutting engineer.
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Post by screendump on Jan 8, 2018 22:26:06 GMT
Somebody needs a new adbot:
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 9, 2018 0:07:28 GMT
mulletfaplog.com
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Post by jeatletoes on Jan 9, 2018 4:08:22 GMT
Only during his next money scheme forum donation plea
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Post by cwf on Jan 12, 2018 5:15:22 GMT
Look, pal, you have no idea how positively *epic* the Monkees sound when emanating from a $12,000 needle. Truth!
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Post by screendump on Jan 12, 2018 6:04:59 GMT
To the tune of Piano Man
It's web prime-time on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Our Host has been poating his shit all day
Now the thread needs a serious trim
He said, "Shmucks, I've just made up a memory
And you better believe how it goes
Cuz I Facebook & Tweet and I'm so fucking neat
And my kids are in TV shows."
La la la, diddy duh
La la, diddy dah da dumb
CHORUS:
Give us more Remasterbations, STeVE
We can pre-order tonight
Well, we've all got a DSM malady
And we're just not too fucking bright
Now John Oteri's a friend of his
He gets STeVE his lunch for free
And he's quick with a joke or to just blow some smoke
But there ain't no place he seems to be
He says, "STeVE, I believe that I don't exist."
And the evidence seems to confirm
"But I'm sure that I'd be just as useless
If only I'd really been born"
Oh, la la la, diddy duh
La la, diddy dah da dumb
Now PaulKTF is a narcissist
Who never had much of a life
And he's blowin' up Davy, to fill with his gravy
And probably make it his wife
And OatsDead's a pooch Doctor Mengele
While MYKE's son's imprisoned at home
They're setting new standards for douchiness Though Queef's in a class all his own
CHORUS
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the Tonmeister nods off a while Cuz he knows his bullshit is a permanent hit
At least for the audiophiles
And the piano it sounds like a minty one Though the Vicodin's fucked up his ear But they shit where they are And they spooge in a jar And say "Man, when's the post getting here?"
Oh, la la la, diddy duh
La la, diddy dah da dumb
CHORUS
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 14, 2018 16:19:22 GMT
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Post by Wanklein on Jan 14, 2018 16:38:30 GMT
Nice
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Post by antiram on Jan 14, 2018 16:53:49 GMT
If you're gonna go out, go out with a bang and take as many with you as you can. Nicely done.
I feel vaguely ashamed because I never went postal there. I just logged out one day, thought to myself "why the fuck do I go there?" and never logged in again. I like to think that I still retain the ability to show up out of nowhere and blast them some day, should the mood strike me. But I kinda wish I had gone out with guns blazing like sparkydog did.
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Post by sₚⲁᵣₖydₒg on Jan 14, 2018 17:54:30 GMT
Although I am BANnED, I drop in there a couple of times a week to see the latest idiotic threads and check out the Amazon, etc. "deals". I am surprised how little I miss it.
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Post by Aural Relations on Jan 16, 2018 3:54:21 GMT
We are all members of His blessed congregation.
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Post by AnalogRearEnd on Jan 16, 2018 16:24:25 GMT
Heh.
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Post by PacificOceanSpew on Jan 17, 2018 19:11:46 GMT
This is AWESOME! You are my hero. Right now, Hoofman has two assholes. The one God gave him and the one you just ripped him.
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Post by PacificOceanSpew on Jan 17, 2018 19:14:18 GMT
And look what this douche SWS poats next:
"Our host is right...as usual. My favorite is "Green River." Besides basically ignoring Mardi Gras, I always skip "Ramble Tamble." Otherwise, I feel like I'm wasting seven minutes of my life."
Translation: I heart licking Daddy's taint.
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Post by thisonehurts on Jan 17, 2018 19:21:07 GMT
This is AWESOME! You are my hero. Right now, Hoofman has two assholes. The one God gave him and the one you just ripped him. It stayed up for about half an hour. It was amazing.
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