A typical SHiTE's daily diet.
Breakfast 7AM- Cocoa Puffs/Lucky Charms/Anything else high sugar and low fiber. No fucking plain or honey nut cheerios, we need candy shit. some sugary bullshit coffee
2nd breakfast 9am- Burger King/McDonalds/Sonic/Taco Bell or whatever bullshit is greasy enough so that they can take their slippery fingers and slide it between their fat folds and pretend they're finger-fucking maria osmond or olivia newton john (before she was a fucking whore)
lunch 12pm- a quick run to mcdonalds, burger king, jack in the box, carls jr or subway (if they go there you gotta get extra mayo, nothing remotely healthy and like 8 of those goddamned cookies and they probably put mayo between the cookies and make a sandwich). they later talk about how a female sandwich artist made it for them so they can say something along the lines of "I ate sally's creampie."
snack 1pm- Lays from the vending machine
dinner #1 4pm- Totinos pizza rolls, a liter of coke classic 4 twinkies while listening to Jethro Tull
dinner #2 7pm- Homemade cheeseburger with american cheese and some of those fucking fries that come frozen, dumping extra salt on them so that their tongue shrivels like their dicks.
snack 9PM- frozen chicken fingers.
